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Paris Hilton is the one human being alive that can make Jessica Simpson sound like Albert Einstein.  I truly think Paris is a couple karats short of a cubic zirconia.

In a recent inteverview she compared herself to being a combination of Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana.

Asked who she would most like to be compared to, she replied: “Marilyn Monroe mixed with Diana.”

“I’ve been in cars trying to get away from speeding paparazzi before and it’s horrible, so I can relate to Diana and the problems she had,” she explained.

Paris even keeps score as to how much money she is making in comparision to other celebrities.

“I’ve made, like, 200 million dollars (£107 million) in the last year, while J-Lo’s only made 150 million dollars,” she explained.

And you would not believe some of the things she is getting paid millions to do.

“I get paid 500,000 dollars (£266,500) to go to Las Vegas or Japan and wave at crowds or go to a party. All the time. Only this week I met a family at the airport who wanted me to drop in to their daughter’s 16th birthday party for 100,000 dollars (£53, 310). Because I’m her idol. So I will. I’ll take her a present, though.

“I went to Austria recently and got paid 1 million (£53 million) just to wave at a crowd of people there. I had to say ‘hi’ and tell them why I loved Austria so much,” she said.

Asked why she loved Austria so much, she said: “Because they pay me £1 million to wave at crowds!”

Don’t expect Paris to be a world leader in politics anytime soon.

The hotel heiress said she would not recognise the British Prime Minister. Asked by GQ magazine if she fancied Tony Blair, a confused Hilton replied: “Who?”

After giving it some thought she said: “Oh yeah… he’s like your president?” Then she admitted: “I don’t know what he looks like.”

Paris seems to have limited her appearances in sex tapes to just a handful.  She also makes a laughable promise.

But she declared: “I’ve only done it (a sex tape) with, like, a couple of boyfriends. People think I sleep with everyone, but I’m not like that. I like kissing, but that’s all I do. I’m not having sex for a year, I’ve decided. I’ll kiss but nothing else.”