WWE wrestler Torrie Wilson is interviewed and photographed Adam/Eve style in the September FHM magazine.  Torrie is a surgeon’s masterpiece and likes to talk like she is tough.  I find it amusing when women with fake bodies, participating in a fake sport, try to come off being big, bad, tough gals.

Here is some of Torrie’s thoughts from the FHM interview:

“On my first day, I had to seduce Vince McMahon in front of his wife,�? says the 31-year-old former fitness model. “We started kissing, then I went to pull his pants down. I thought, ‘Where would this happen, other than the WWE?’�?

“In high school, I was a goody two-shoes,�? says the Boise, ID, native. “Now I’m much more comfortable with my body. I wear skimpy lingerie and bikinis on TV. I’ve definitely opened up.�?

“We’re always trying to make the action look as strong as possible, so if I punch someone, I have to lay it in. You always get it back in return, though. I’ve been kicked in the stomach and been left dry-heaving by the side of the ring because it hurt so much.”

“I’ve slapped guys in the bar after they’ve tried to grab my ass—ass-grabbers need to have their asses kicked.”

“It’s “The Facial.�? When my opponent is in the corner, I pull my shorts up my ass and rub my butt in her face. I’m just waiting for someone to give me a surprise tongue up the butt one day. Guys have asked, “So, when do we get ‘The Stink Face?’�? People like to call it “The Stink Face,�? but I prefer “The Facial.�? It’s more girlie.”

“I don’t like chains, but a little rough is never bad. I like having my hair pulled in the bedroom. In the ring, not so much. I don’t know what I like about it. I just do.”