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How to give someone a Hickey

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Most people have had a hickey or two or twelve-hundred, but in case you haven’t then here are some simple instructions on how to do it from WikiHow.  I have highlighted some of the funnier parts.  Send me your hickey photos and I will post them. We will come up with a prize for the best hickey.

  1. Get the person’s permission. Just because you want to leave your mark of love on your boyfriend or girlfriend doesn’t mean he or she wants to wear an ugly bruise. Ask first, even if your partner has been kissing you, and stop if he or she wants you to (hickeys can cause the receiver discomfort).
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  3. Choose the right spot. You can give someone a hickey just about anywhere. The most common place is on the throat, because the capillaries (tiny blood vessels) that are broken during a hickey are pretty close to the surface and because you don’t need to remove any clothing to give a hickey on the neck. These are also the most easily visible, and while visibility is usually intended, you may want to give or receive a hickey elsewhere where it is more easily covered.
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  5. Place your lips against the skin, leaving your mouth open slightly in the middle. Your lips should be parted as though you are saying the letter “O.�
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  7. Suck on the skin. Make a good seal with your lips against the skin, and suck the skin as though you’re trying to suck it into your mouth. Continue applying suction for at least 30 seconds, possibly more. The suction will break the capillaries beneath the skin and cause the characteristic bruising that is a hickey.

Hickey Tips

  • Wait a few minutes for the hickey to appear. It will probably get darker or bigger in the hours after you give it.
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  • If you can’t seem to give a hickey, try sucking on the skin for more time, and make sure you have a good seal between the mouth and skin so that your suction is most powerful.
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  • If your partner doesn’t want a hickey to be noticeable, ask if you can give one to him or her in a less conspicuous spot. The belly is good, not only because it won’t be seen by others, but also because it provides a flat surface against which you can easily create good suction.
  • Warnings

  • Receiving a hickey can be painful. If you don’t like the way it feels, pull away and tell the person to stop. If someone asks you to stop giving a hickey, respect his or her wishes.
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  • Don’t bite. Suction is all that is required to give a hickey. If you use your teeth you run the risk of breaking the skin and causing infection.
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