Moses McConaughey and the biker shorts
Holy Moses! Matthew McConaughey is turning into Moses riding cycle dude. I think it is fair to say if you morphed Moses and Lance Armstrong you would get Moses McConaughey. Perhaps it will be a film of the week. The true question: Would Moses Armstrong dope to win the Tour de France?
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Holy cameltoe, he has a vagina and it might be his time of the month(heavey flow, too). That’s a great look Matt. I spit on the longhorns and all of texas for that matter.
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couldn’t help but think of the line:
“fast off to heaven just like moses on a motorbike”
from the song “break it down again” by tears for fears