Beware as Fire Crotch Part Deaux is being groomed to take over the tabloids. Lindsay Lohan and her younger sister Ali are featured in the November issue of Cosmo Girl.

“I think it’s important to let kids live and learn,” Lohan says.  “The more you shelter them from things, which my parents never did, the more they go out and rebel.  I never felt like I had anything to hide.”

Linds I dont think any kid could have rebelled more than what you lived out for the entire world to see first hand.  Most parents would be ashamed to death by your ‘lack of shelter’.

“Never take anything too seriously and just kind of go with it day by day,” adds Lindsay.  “And always have a few guys on the side as backup.”

Firecrotch, great advice telling your kid sister to have a few guys on the side as backup.  I only wish I had given my sister the same advice when she was a prepubescent teen.