Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes finally said ‘I do’ or whatever that translates in alien Scientology dialect.  Katie was the beautiful bride and Tom was there…all 5’6″ of him. Brooke Shields, Victoria Beckham, and Jennifer Lopez and Marc ‘Skeletor’ Lopez were some of the guests.

Not many would have imagined Brooke Shields would have been attending this wedding just a few months ago after Tom’s lunatic rant against her, but Shields was elegant in her dress and flying across the ocean to be at the nuptials.

I am not sure of the J-Lo connection to Tom-Kat. I am not sure of her connection to Marc Anthony either.  Maybe her and Katie have their own clan of women who married shorties.

Someone needs to tell Victoria Beckham that the wedding is not about her and her lavish fashion. Who really wears a hat like that to a wedding. Someone should fill that with sausage balls and cheese sticks to munch on at the reception.

source: People