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Cruise sucking Beckham into Scientology

Photo: Victoria and David Beckham

Tom Cruise is already giving advice and recruiting soccer player David Beckham to join his Scientology cult.

“I talked with [Cruise] for about an hour last night and an hour the night before,” Beckham said at a news conference held yesterday to discuss his five-year, $250 million deal with the Los Angeles Galaxy.

“I asked him for his advice. … He’s a very wise man and a very good friend of mine. To have his experience and have him explain some things to me, that’s a big favor,” Beckham said.

Beckham’s wife Victoria has already accepted a part in a Scientology movie.

Though the couple has not publicly mentioned the controversial religion, Posh reportedly has accepted church literature from her new friends.

And she is lined up to play an alien bride in “The Thetan,” a Cruise-backed movie about an immortal spiritual being Scientologists believe is present in all humans.

Cruise’s wife Katie Holmes is doing her best to convert Victoria as well.

And the newspaper said the ex-Spice Girls singer was a prime target for the church, which has a dedicated wing aimed at recruiting high-profile stars.

Posh, who, like Holmes, was brought up Catholic, is perfect fodder because she is desperate for help to boost her celebrity status in America, the Daily Mail reported.

Good luck Tom but I don’t think he will sleep with you.



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7 comments:

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    Greg | January 14th, 2007 9:36

    You\’re basing your posts on the lowest of tabloids.

    a) Posh already refuted any story about acting plans

    b) There is no movie about aliens planned by Cruise

    c) a \”thetan\” is not the junk you wrote, it is simply the Scientology word for \”Soul\”

    Your research sucks, dude.

    Sincerely,
    Greg
    Scientologist and proud of it

     
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    bumpshack | January 14th, 2007 22:34

    Scientology word for soul…that is like me saying “doo-doo” is the Bumpshack word for soul…I believe it was Mark Twain or perhaps Benjamin Franklin who said to never trust a religion created during your lifetime.

    Just like Travolta didnt plan an alien movie either?

    Posh loves the fame..she will act..she is talking to Holmes about it.

    I usually dont reply to comments but when the aliens come out of the woodwork I make an exception.

    Not my research. It is that of the mass media in this country.

    Let us all know when you trade your honda in for that pimped out space ship!

     
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    Greg | January 20th, 2007 22:51

    That was an asinine response.
    Scientology has its own terminology, like it or not, and the word “thetan” has a specific meaning. It means “spirit”. Period.

    Travolta DID plan (and make) a FICTION movie which was NOT related to Scientology. If you have an inch of forehead you can get the difference.

    The mass media (usually means “tabloids”) are full of it and you know it.

     
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    Please Beckham | May 23rd, 2007 11:21

    If you convert, trust me no fans whether in LA or UK will ever forgive you.

     
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    swebb | June 13th, 2007 14:48

    Thetan is the word for soul, yes Greg, the alien thetans stuck all over you are also souls, alien souls killed by the great overlord xenu! Better get yourself audited pronto.

    HAIL XENU!

    If beckham becomes a cultist it will ruin his credibility, when Ehgland dont do well you’ll hear the terraces chant:

    “Your thetans dont work anymore!”

    And anyway, did you learn nothing from that loon who had you see a spiritualist? If your wife is willing to tarnish your good name so badly, then get a divorce!

     
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    Rob | April 23rd, 2008 9:03

    I had some thetan last night with my California roll, it’s delicious with Wasabi sauce.

     
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    Jimbob | May 6th, 2008 3:44

    The reason why people object to the idea of Scientology is that not only does it rely heavily on ’space opera’ at the higher Operating Thetan levels, but that the Church of Scientology’s botched attempts to cover this information up make it look even more ridiculous. LRH was taking the piss when he wrote this stuff - all of it is bullshit from one end to the other.

    Helatrobus, Xenu, Teegeeack, all utter bullshit, and yet a small number of people still lap it up because it fits with their self-affirming celebrity lifestyle. This wouldn’t be a problem if it didn’t screw up peoples lives when they get sucked in at the lower levels of Scientology - working for a pittance making Miscavige and friends richer and richer. As a British citizen, I’m personally disgusted that Scientology still has a foothold here at Saint Hill in Kent.

    It’s a nasty cult, run by plutocrats, of the plutocrats, for the plutocrats.

     

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