Peg-leg Heather Mills was the latest to be voted off of ABC’s Dancing With The Stars.  The much disliked Brit was the natural selection to be voted off.  My sweet mom, a life long Beatles fan and sweet woman, couldn’t wait for Mills to be eliminated.

Although Heather Mills’s paso doble this week landed her in the bottom two for the second week in a row, her elimination on Tuesday’s Dancing with the Stars shocked the audience, judges, and contestants alike.

The one person who wasn’t surprised? Mills herself. After it was announced that she was going home, she pulled out a piece of paper she’d tucked in her top and began rattling off names of people she wanted to thank, prompting host Tom Bergeron to ask her why she came so prepared.

“We knew we were going home this week,” she said. “I knew from the scores last night. I knew there was no way we could get out of this unless the judges gave us nines last night, and they didn’t give us nines.”

Now she can get back to financially raping Paul McCartney for giving her the privilege of being married to him.