Don Imus would still have his job if he were black.

Do the men of the Blue Man Group always have blue balls?

I love Drew Barrymore but she makes the exact same movie at least once a year.

Alec Baldwin threatened to leave the country if George Bush was re-elected. He may now leave the country to save face over his irresponsible tirade against his daughter.

The most profitable Hollywood movies are horror flicks.

A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day.

70% of poor people in the world are female.

96% of all candles are purchased by women.  Must suck to be that other 4% right now.

Will Gmail be in Beta forever?

Sheryl Crow said this week we should limit ourselves to one square of toilet paper when we go to the bathroom….. I think we know why Lance Armstrong broke up with her now….stanky.

There might actually be a democracy in China before Guns n’ Roses album Chinese Democracy is released (been in the works for over 10 years now).