I will be traveling to Rome, Georgia for most of today to attend the wedding of a really Eric, who is an amazing friend, old college roommate and use to live at the Bumpshack.  He is marrying his sweetheart Jamie and then heading down to the Mayan Rivera for the Honeymoon if his passport arrives in time…tick tock tick tock.

This will be the fourth Bumpshack wedding with the fifth coming the following weekend when Trevor marries Casey.  That will then leave successful songwriter Luke Laird as the lone bachelor from the glory days of the original Bumpshack.

Chris Sligh, who finished in the top 10 on American Idol, is blogging away over on his Blogger blog ‘From My Mind To Your Eyes‘.  A pretty cool read and insight into someone that is new and adjusting to fame.

We had a huge tour meeting and I’m even more excited now about the tour than I was before. Obviously I can’t give you guys specifics quite yet, but know that the tour is going to have some really, really great moments. I can’t wait for everyone to see what Simon, the tour producer, has put together…it really is a freaking great show. And the stage set up is bad to the bone. And this year will feature something that has never been done on the idol tour before. Yes, I’m giving you a teaser. You need to get tickets to this…it is going to be awesome.

Sligh can be a bit strong and sensitive at times but I admire the fact that he doesn’t shy away from his faith in Jesus Christ.  Hopefully he will keep his core as he continues to garner more and more success.  Best of luck to Chris and all of the American Idol finalists.

“I am happy being able to play roles with people my age because once you do something really mature there is no turning back.”

Lindsay Lohan
American actress (1986 -

A Harry Potter theme park is in the works for Univeral’s Islands of Adventure theme park in Orlando, Florida.  It would open late in 2009.

Universal Orlando Resort is opening a Harry Potter theme park that will let fans visit many of the iconic locations in the books and movies that endeared the boy magician to millions.

“The Wizarding World of Harry Potter” is set to open at Universal’s Islands of Adventure theme park in late 2009, complete with the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the Forbidden Forest and Hogsmeade village.

“The plans I’ve seen look incredibly exciting, and I don’t think fans of the books or films will be disappointed,” said author J.K. Rowling.

J.K. Rowling, who has been working with a creative team to make sure the park resembles the books and films.

More than a dozen artists lead by Stuart Craig, the production designer of the movies, have set up house in the studio where the movies are being filmed to make sure every detail is considered, said Scott Trowbridge of Universal.

“We’re really going to the people who know this world best to ensure that level of authenticity,” he said.

The park will let visitors view the famed locations in Rowling’s magical world, like Dumbledore’s office in Hogwarts and the shops in Hogsmeade. Some locations may be in upcoming books, Trowbridge said.

I have been blessed to avoid the magical curse of these books to date. I can’t say the same for the BumpWife.  Why else do you think the BumpBoy is named Phoenix?  Just Kidding….he was not named after any Harry Potter magic as far as I know….but it does have me thinking now.

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I saw this for the first time last summer during a Hollywood Executive training session.  I found it this morning again and thought some of you might get a good laugh out of it.

A rundown look at the most viewed Bumpshack posts from the month of May 2007.

1. Lindsay Lohan Caught Doing Blow on Video
2. Playmate of the Year is Sara Jean Underwood
3. 1,051 Pound Boar Killed by 11-Year-Old
4. Olivia Mojica’s Sex Tape: ‘Smoking Hot Sex’
5. BumpHotties: Mia Troche is a Puerto Rican Firecracker
6. Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape to be Released
7. ‘American Idol’s’ Antonella Barba Scandal Grows
8. Britney Spears Exposes her Bald Spot
9. Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Drops Today
10. Winter Bikini Time for Teri Hatcher
11. Keeley Hazel Newest to Have Sex Tape
12. Miss Tennessee Rachel Smith Crowned New Miss USA
13. Pic Proof that Katie Rees is Always Wild
14. ‘Apprentice’ Star getting Naked for Playboy
15. Miss Japan Crowned Miss Universe 2007
16. Juicy ‘Lost’ Info and Spoilers
17. Miss Nevada Loses her Clothes and Crown
18. Winter Bikini Time for Penelope Cruz
19. The Ultimate Antonella Barba Picture Post
20. Nipple Slip Weekend from Pamela and Lohan

Former Chilean Miss Universe Cecilia Bolocco has been caught on camera and video cheating on her husband, the former Argentina president Carlos Menem, with a business man that looks old enough to have served in the United States Civil War although he is actually only 47.

The 76-year-old Menem is trying to regain the presidency and the expose of the affair could actually help him win the election although the odds are very slim.

Menem, who ruled from 1989 to 1999 as leader of the Peronist Party, told reporters Thursday he will run with his newly founded Loyalty and Dignity Party. He has broken with the Peronists, now led by incumbent President Nestor Kirchner.Most opinion polls give Menem, 76, little chance with just around 5 percent of the vote.

Menem recently announced he had separated from his Chilean wife, former Miss Universe Cecilia Bolocco, who caused an uproar when photographs were published of her kissing and sunbathing topless with an Italian friend in Miami. Menem said the separation occurred before the photos appeared.

The You Tube video is in Spanish and the pictures are blurred but you get the idea of who is banging who. If you want to see the NSFW topless pics of Cecilia Bolocco then click the thumbnails below to view (7 total).

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Pretty funny yet sad look at how parents are often worse than their kids when it comes to fitting in and wanting to be like Lindsay Lohan or some other drunk who shouldn’t be a role model.

Google Maps shows faces and license plates of individuals- Google Maps

Potential President Fred Thompson quits TV show Law & Order- Hollywood Reporter

Hillary Clinton defends her Iraqi war funding vote- My Way

Couple sues Wal-Mart after they slipped in vomit- Breitbart

Seven U.S. dead after U.S. copter shot down in Afghanistan- CNN

‘Guru of Ganja’ Ed Rosenthal found guilty of three felonies- Fox News

School counselor jailed after spending $2.5 million dollar errant paycheck- MSNBC

“I’m seventeen and I’m crazy. My uncle says the two always go together. When people ask your age, he said, always say seventeen and insane.

Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451, 1953
US science fiction author (1920 - )

NFL running back and former USC All-American Reggie Bush is in fact dating and banging porn slut Kim Kardashian.  I had wanted to not believe this for a long time, but it appears Reggie did in deed cave to the attention whore monger.

I have always been a Bush fan, even a USC Trojans football season ticket holder during his last year at SoCal, but this news is very hard to swallow (no pun Kimmie).  Reggie you are a good looking guy with enormous football talent.  You can have almost any woman in the world.  How about selecting one that hasn’t been through the ringer more than that favorite jock strap of yours.

In case you forgot, Kim Karashian is the socialite who sold a sex tape featuring herself and wanna-be rapper Ray J to Vivid Entertainment.  Read more about Kim by clicking here.

• Nicole Richie’s disrespectful Memorial Day invitations- Backseat Cuddler
• Rare photographs of Marilyn Monroe go on display- Celebrity Smack!
• Jessica Alba has a very kissable neck- City Rag
• Britney Spears gets drunk and throws up at bar- Fatback and Collards
• Lindsay Lohan reportedly hooked on painkillers- Hollywood Backwash
• Furry Mischa Barton on cover of some new magazine- Hollyscoop
• David Hyde Pierce comes out of the closet (surprise)- Just Jared
• Nicole Richie can’t seem to drive either- Ninja Dude
• Shiloh Jolie-Pitt’s first birthday party- Pop on the Pop
• Jennifer Aniston gets $5 million for tell-all book- Popbytes
• First Lady Laura Bush honored on Sesame Street- Right Celebrity
• Nicky Hilton and her sexy backside in a bikini- Sleazy Celebs (NSFW)

Pathetic Mexicans booed Miss USA Rachel Smith as she participated at the Miss Universe pageant in Mexico City on Monday night. I guess they were upset that they had yet to illegally cross the border into the land of the free and home of the brave.

Miss Japan Riyo Mori was crowned Miss Universe 2007

Model Calum Best, the current boy-toy of Lindsay Lohan, seems to be the perfect mate for the troubled actress. Video has surfaced of Calum in the Bahamas with two hookers and a table of cocaine. The only thing missing was Miss Lohan who had already returned to Los Angeles and been arrested for drunk driving and coke possession.

SNORTED lines of cocaine off a glass table while the naked vice girls looked on.

LICKED the Class A drug off one hooker’s body and let both women pleasure him at once — before romping with each in turn.

SHOUTED at one of them to “take a f*****g line� as drugs were laid out.

His night of lust began last Wednesday at his regular nightclub haunt Chinawhite in London.He made a beeline for £1,000-a-night hooker Casey James, 23, who works for an escort agency.She was with a Brazilian pal — also a call girl. Calum — who had slept with Casey before — was invited back to Kensington’s Rockwell Hotel just after 3.30am where he helped himself to wine.

Then he dropped his pants as the girls — who used a rolled-up banknote to snort coke off a glass table — simultaneously pleasured him.

Calum necked vodka and wine as he switched partners or romped with both.

This dude seems to be the perfect Romeo for Hohan-Lohan. Imagine the amounts of cocaine they could consume together in one night. I even bet they play connect the freckles with lines of coke on her body.

It’s a great thing that Best already has the approval of Lindsay’s mother Dina:

She says, “He’s a lovely guy. And I think he’s great for Lindsay. It’s been a tough year for her. I think he’s fine husband material. If only I was 10 years younger.”

Photos of Lindsay Lohan getting manhandled by Calum Best

American Idol winner Jordin Sparks is making all of the talk show rounds in the after glow of her Goliath like smashing of Blake Lewis in the finale.

Original Photo: PEOPLE

Newt Gingrich slams Karl Rove for Republican collapse- New Yorker

Cindy Sheehan now attacking anti-war groups- Politico

Wendy’s manager shot over chili sauce in Miami- Local 10

Book claims Bill Clinton advocated gay marriage ban- Politico

Barack Obama wants to tax the rich to pay for health care- CNN

Pregnant teen kills and chops up her boyfriend- Fox News

Gay bar in Australia allowed to ban heterosexuals- MSNBC

Experts claim gas price relief is on the verge- USA Today

“…that people often say about Him: “I’m ready to accept Jesus as a great moral teacher, but I don’t accept His claim to be God.” That is the one thing we must not say. A man who was merely a man and said the sort of things Jesus said would not be a great moral teacher. He would either be a lunatic–on a level with the man who says he is a poached egg–or else he would be the Devil of Hell. You must make your choice. Either this man was, and is, the Son of God: or else a madman or something worse. You can shut Him up for a fool, you can spit at Him and kill Him as a demon; or you can fall at His feet and call Him Lord and God. But let us not come with any patronising nonsense about His being a great human teacher. He has not left that open to us. He did not intend to.”

C. S. Lewis, from _Mere_Christianity_
English essayist & juvenile novelist (1898 - 1963)

• Recap of Lindsay Lohan’s wild holiday weekend- Backseat Cuddler
• Salma Hayek is now larger than Rosie O’Donnell- Celebslam
• Jessica Biel would knock Cameron Diaz out- Fatback and Collards
• Britney Spears updates her website- Gone Hollywood
• Paris Hilton out clubbing before prison starts- Hollywood Backwash
• Pictures from Paris Hilton’s Memorial Day bash- Just Jared
• Kelly Clarkson likes her honey buns- Monica Monroe
• Beyonce is a bit too much for her bikini- Ninja Dude
• Nicole Richie wasting away in the U.K.- Popbytes
• Kelly Brock calender shoot outtakes- Sleazy Celebs (NSFW)

Lindsay Lohan’s handlers have released an official statement on her behalf.  I assume she didn’t enter the facility (if she is really in one) until after her drunken partying the night following her arrest as well.

“Lindsay admitted herself to an intensive medical rehabilitation facility on Memorial Day. Because this is a medical matter, it is our hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation and respect the privacy of Lindsay as well as the other patients receiving treatment at the facility.”

One day after being arrested for her drunk driving crash and cocaine possession, Lindsay Lohan was found collapsed, exhausted from another night of wild partying and binge drinking.

The 20-year-old wild child stumbled out of an L.A. nightclub at 4:30 a.m. Monday, collapsing on to her knees.

She was helped into the back seat of a car where she fell straight asleep — with her mouth hanging open. There was blood on her hand from a nasty cut. And her clothes and make-up were a mess, according to the Daily Mirror.

An onlooker said: “Lindsay looked exhausted. She’d been out all night and was all over the place. Her arrest clearly hasn’t put her off partying.”

Sounds like Lohan needs a major intervention. I guess being arrested for drunk driving and nose candy possession is not enough. Perhaps once she is charged and/or does jail time she will realize the jaded road she continues to drive full speed down. Don’t forget she turns twenty-one later this year. Then she can legally drink!!!

UPDATE: Lohan’s Rep Releases Official Statement Regarding Arrest