If every picture is worth a thousand words then this one of Jessica Alba is worth about two thousand. Jessica tries to dial in her knobs to get get the weather fixed, the Bulldog is funny just by being a bulldog (Pug so you say), and the guy in the background looks like he bowed up for the photo or to impress Alba. He needs to buy a bigger shirt. Only skinny model boys can get away with buying a shirt two sizes too small.

More photos of Jessica Alba from Hollywood Tuna