Pathetic Mexicans booed Miss USA Rachel Smith as she participated at the Miss Universe pageant in Mexico City on Monday night. I guess they were upset that they had yet to illegally cross the border into the land of the free and home of the brave.

Miss Japan Riyo Mori was crowned Miss Universe 2007

Model Calum Best, the current boy-toy of Lindsay Lohan, seems to be the perfect mate for the troubled actress. Video has surfaced of Calum in the Bahamas with two hookers and a table of cocaine. The only thing missing was Miss Lohan who had already returned to Los Angeles and been arrested for drunk driving and coke possession.

SNORTED lines of cocaine off a glass table while the naked vice girls looked on.

LICKED the Class A drug off one hooker’s body and let both women pleasure him at once — before romping with each in turn.

SHOUTED at one of them to “take a f*****g line� as drugs were laid out.

His night of lust began last Wednesday at his regular nightclub haunt Chinawhite in London.He made a beeline for £1,000-a-night hooker Casey James, 23, who works for an escort agency.She was with a Brazilian pal — also a call girl. Calum — who had slept with Casey before — was invited back to Kensington’s Rockwell Hotel just after 3.30am where he helped himself to wine.

Then he dropped his pants as the girls — who used a rolled-up banknote to snort coke off a glass table — simultaneously pleasured him.

Calum necked vodka and wine as he switched partners or romped with both.

This dude seems to be the perfect Romeo for Hohan-Lohan. Imagine the amounts of cocaine they could consume together in one night. I even bet they play connect the freckles with lines of coke on her body.

It’s a great thing that Best already has the approval of Lindsay’s mother Dina:

She says, “He’s a lovely guy. And I think he’s great for Lindsay. It’s been a tough year for her. I think he’s fine husband material. If only I was 10 years younger.”

Photos of Lindsay Lohan getting manhandled by Calum Best

American Idol winner Jordin Sparks is making all of the talk show rounds in the after glow of her Goliath like smashing of Blake Lewis in the finale.

Original Photo: PEOPLE

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“…that people often say about Him: “I’m ready to accept Jesus as a great moral teacher, but I don’t accept His claim to be God.” That is the one thing we must not say. A man who was merely a man and said the sort of things Jesus said would not be a great moral teacher. He would either be a lunatic–on a level with the man who says he is a poached egg–or else he would be the Devil of Hell. You must make your choice. Either this man was, and is, the Son of God: or else a madman or something worse. You can shut Him up for a fool, you can spit at Him and kill Him as a demon; or you can fall at His feet and call Him Lord and God. But let us not come with any patronising nonsense about His being a great human teacher. He has not left that open to us. He did not intend to.”

C. S. Lewis, from _Mere_Christianity_
English essayist & juvenile novelist (1898 – 1963)

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Lindsay Lohan’s handlers have released an official statement on her behalf.  I assume she didn’t enter the facility (if she is really in one) until after her drunken partying the night following her arrest as well.

“Lindsay admitted herself to an intensive medical rehabilitation facility on Memorial Day. Because this is a medical matter, it is our hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation and respect the privacy of Lindsay as well as the other patients receiving treatment at the facility.”

One day after being arrested for her drunk driving crash and cocaine possession, Lindsay Lohan was found collapsed, exhausted from another night of wild partying and binge drinking.

The 20-year-old wild child stumbled out of an L.A. nightclub at 4:30 a.m. Monday, collapsing on to her knees.

She was helped into the back seat of a car where she fell straight asleep — with her mouth hanging open. There was blood on her hand from a nasty cut. And her clothes and make-up were a mess, according to the Daily Mirror.

An onlooker said: “Lindsay looked exhausted. She’d been out all night and was all over the place. Her arrest clearly hasn’t put her off partying.”

Sounds like Lohan needs a major intervention. I guess being arrested for drunk driving and nose candy possession is not enough. Perhaps once she is charged and/or does jail time she will realize the jaded road she continues to drive full speed down. Don’t forget she turns twenty-one later this year. Then she can legally drink!!!

UPDATE: Lohan’s Rep Releases Official Statement Regarding Arrest

[youtube]mdL0C5GuQSs[/youtube]The crowning of Miss Japan Riyo Mori who was crowned Miss Universe 2007 on May 28, 2007 in Mexico City, Mexico.

Miss USA Rachel Smith was a Top Five finalist

Read why Miss Sweden withdrew a week before the pageant to protest

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Miss Japan, Riyo Mori, was crowned Miss Universe 2007 on Monday night. Over 600 million viewers worldwide tuned in to see who would win the title.

Mori, 20, the 56th winner of the title, was given her $250,000 diamond-and-pearl crown by last year’s winner, Zuleyka Rivera of Puerto Rico, watched by a live audience of 10,000 and some 600 million television viewers worldwide.

During the evening gown parade, Miss USA, Rachel Smith, slipped on the runway and landed on her bottom, although the slip didn’t stop her earning fifth place.

This year’s contest was marked by controversy, with a handful of Mexicans booing Smith in the run-up to the finals because of what they saw as U.S. unfriendliness toward illegal immigrants.

Miss Sweden withdrew from the pageant earlier in the week over the problematic image the pageant has had in recent months.

The Top 5 Finalists

1. Riyo Mori, Miss Japan
2. Honey Lee, Miss Korea
3. Natalie Guimares, Miss Brazil
4. Rachel Smith, Miss USA
5. Ly Jonaitis, Miss Venezuela

Click to watch video of Riyo being crowned Miss Universe 2007

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1. Pirates of the Caribbean 3- $115.1 million ($129.1 million)
2. Shrek the Third- $53.0 million ($203.3 million)
3. Spider-Man 3- $14.2 million ($303.8 million)
4. Bug- $3.3 million ($3.3 million)
5. Waitress- $3.1 million ($5.6 million)

Full Box Office Totals

Parenthesis indicates total box office take since opening.