What happens when you go to the stadium stoned for a Wide Spread Panic or Dave Matthews concert and you realize that you are there on the wrong night and the Giants are playing?  Well you go to the one guy on the field that you know won’t judge you for being stoned out of your mind.  Barry Bonds was nice to this fan who just wanted to shake his hand.  Bonds then escorted him off of the field and back to his VW van.

I know most of you thought this was a before and after photo of Barry.  Sorry, the white guy on the left is not him.

I love how this dude is shoeless.

Kate Walsh, who shot to fame on Grey’s Anatomy before getting her own spin off show The Practice, seems to be one of those rare women who finds her niche and becomes more beautiful with time.

source: ONTD

Motley Crue was my favorite band growing up as a kid.  My first two cassette singles were ‘Dr. Feelgood’ and ‘Kickstart My Heart’ off of the Dr. Feelgood album.

Here Motley is playing ‘Wild Side’ off the Girls, Girls, Girls album at the Moscow Peace Festival probably around 1989/90.

Nikki Sixx was the coolest dude in the world I had seen up to that point.

Video is PG-13

• Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo get naked- Backseat Cuddler
• Lily Allen gets arrested for punching the paparazzi- Celebrity Smack!
• Another look at Paris Hilton with her drugs- Celebslam
• Paris Hilton goes under cover while in Maui- Crazy Days & Nights
• Kevin Federline refuses to sign divorce papers- Hollywood Backwash
• Jodie Sweetin from Full House has really grown up- Just Jared
• Hayden Panettiere gets all painted up- Ninja Dude
• Gemma Atkinson goes topless for the weekend- Pink Meat Company
• Spice Girls getting together for Silicone Reunion Tour- Popbytes

I don’t really have any words for this so I will just say Britney Spears is our ‘Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day‘ (again).
photo: PEOPLE

Live Blogging last night’s 2007 NBA Draft I stated that Bill Simmons would be pissed about his beloved Celtics trading the #5 pick, Delonte West and Wally Szczerbiak to the SuperSonics for Ray Allen and the #35 pick.

Here are the comments Simmons had dedicated specifically to the Celtics-Sonics trade in his ‘Draft Diary XI’ column this morning.

Thanks to rumors that the Celtics might trade the No. 5 pick, Wally Szczerbiak and Delonte West for a soon-to-be 32-year-old shooting guard coming off double ankle surgeries (Ray Allen), I just spent the last 20 minutes on basketball-reference.com trying to find one great shooting guard who didn’t decline significantly in Years 12 through 14 of his NBA career. Here’s the list: Reggie Miller. That’s it. Also, I just threw up in my mouth and some of it went up the back of my nose.

Funny shot of 12 employees in Portland’s draft room realizing they were being shown on TV, then inexplicably standing up and applauding happily. It’s just like I feel about the rumored Ray Allen trade, only the exact opposite.

Andy Katz reports that Boston agreed to deal the No. 5 pick, Szczerbiak and West for Allen. Not even 10 seconds later, the Sonics take Kevin Durant … the guy I’d been rooting for the Celtics to get since December.

(Hold on, I’m picking my jaw off the ground.)

Unless there’s another major move coming — and Lord, let’s hope so — are we really contending for the title in 2008 or 2009 with Pierce, Jefferson, Allen, Doc Rivers and nine unproven young guys? Are we even winning 47 games? Three seasons from now, if you’re watching Doc and Danny Ainge announcing the same TNT game, then you flick channels and see a broken-down Ray Allen jogging around a half-empty TD Banknorth Center at age 34, you’ll think of me. I promise you.

They just spent the last two minutes discussing Durant and I didn’t even feel jealous of Jay Bilas’ orgasmic hyperbole because I was so rattled by the Allen trade. (Hands off, Jay — I have the No. 1 media man-crush on Durant.) To be clear, I’m a big Allen fan: He’s an excellent player; he always wanted to play in Boston (unlike everyone else in the league); I would have loved this trade if he were 28 or 29; and it’s hard to top the comedy of Ray Allen and Allan Ray playing for the same team.

Here’s the problem: His draft class was the year before I wrote my first draft diary. His movie (”He Got Game“) came out nearly a decade ago. He played at UConn with Donyell Marshall, Donny Marshall and Doron Sheffer. This guy is not a spring chicken — just look at his hairline, for cripes sake. This feels like Mitch Richmond going to the Bullets for C-Webb all over again. I’m somewhere between “quitting coffee and trying to make it through day three” rattled and “waiting for the results of an HIV test”-level rattled. And you know who’s going to suffer? You, the home reader. That’s who.

(Note: And just wait until John Hollinger comes out with his inevitable “Every quality two-guard in NBA history declined as a player after Year 12 except Reggie Miller” feature to torture me. You know it’s coming. Damn you, John Hollinger. Damn you.)

Marc Stein sends me an e-mail about the Allen trade that ends, “It could have turned out worse.” Great. That’s just the celebratory e-mail I was hoping for on draft night — “it could have turned out worse.”

I’d tell you more, but I’m busy trying to find the right adjective for my father on the phone right now. Beaten down? Distraught? Perplexed? Horrified? Apoplectic? All of them fit. He’s absolutely appalled by the Allen trade.”Shooting guards always lose their legs when they hit 32 or 33!” Dad yelps. “It happens to all of them. They can’t avoid it. Make sure you put in your column that we traded the fifth and seventh picks in consecutive years for a point guard who was too short and a shooting guard who was too old. Put that in your column. Put it in. I hate this trade.”

Dad calls again: “And by the way, I liked Delonte West. Put that in, too. Terrible. This is just terrible.”

Just had the following exchange with my buddy House:–House: “I’m driving home from softball, did your team make a trade?”
–Me: “Yeah, we traded the fifth pick, Wally and Delonte for Ray Allen.”
–House: “Noooooooo!” (Raucous laughter.)

Looks like Boston acquired the 35th pick in the Ray Allen trade as well. Hmmmmm. I’m feeling a little better about things. I was a 2 out of 10 two hours ago … now I’m a 3 out of 10, and I’ll be a 5 out of 10 if they take Big Baby with one of their second-rounders. As for my Dad? Let’s call him.

“I’m still a 0 out of 10,” he says.

With the second-rounder obtained from Seattle, my Dad and I were on the phone rooting for Big Baby … and when it happened, we both cheered and did the whole “I can’t believe we got him at 35!” routine. Sure, it was a minor victory, but when you’re a Celtics fan these days, you take what you can get.

Read Bill Simmons ‘Draft Diary XI‘

Read Bumpshack’s Running Live Draft Blog from last night.

Britney Spears continues to be an exhibitionist in about every spot imaginable and is now trying to keep her mother away from her two grandkids.

Although one report identified the papers as a restraining order, TMZ.com reports that Spears actually handed her mother a letter from an out-of-state lawyer.

According to TMZ, the letter asks that Lynne stay away from Spears’s sons Sean Preston, 1, and Jayden James, 9 months, if she is taking any medications that might cause her to be impaired.

Later, when asked by photo agency X17 what the papers were, Lynne joked, “It’s a love letter.” She ultimately clarified: “She did not serve me.”

Has the countdown started until the next time Brit enters Promises rehab center? The jury is out on Paris Hilton and if she is a new woman, but it’s safe to say Britney is the same or worse since her time secluded from the public.

Brit is already estranged from her dad, ex-husband, Paris and now her mom.  BRIT the problem might be YOU.

Photo: PEOPLE

She use to be on top of the world by being in several movies and dating Ashton Kutcher but Brittany Murphy has faded a bit from the public spotlight.

She will be in the Sin City 2 sequel and has been doing several voice overs for animated movies and TV.

More photos of Brittany at IDLYITW

Live Free or Die Hard- (PG-13) On the July 4th holiday, an attack on the vulnerable United States infrastructure begins to shut down the entire nation. The mysterious figure behind the scheme has figured out every modern angle — but he never figured on an old-school “analog” fly in the “digital” ointment: John McClane. No mask. No cape. No problem.

Ratatouille- (G)   A rat named Remy dreams of becoming a great French chef despite his family’s wishes and the obvious problem of being a rat in a decidedly rodent-phobic profession. When fate places Remy in the sewers of Paris, he finds himself ideally situated beneath a restaurant made famous by his culinary hero, Auguste Gusteau. Despite the apparent dangers of being an unlikely - and certainly unwanted - visitor in the kitchen of a fine French restaurant, Remy’s passion for cooking soon sets into motion a hilarious and exciting rat race that turns the culinary world of Paris upside down.

Evening- (PG-13)  Overcome by the power of memory, Ann Lord reveals a long-held secret to her concerned daughters; Constance, a content wife and mother, and Nina, a restless single woman. Both are bedside when Ann calls out for the man she loved more than any other. But who is this “Harris,â€? wonder her daughters, and what is he to our mother? While Constance and Nina try to take stock of Ann’s life and their own lives, their mother is tended to by a night nurse as she journeys in her mind back to a summer weekend some fifty years ago, when she was Ann Grant, a young woman who has come from New York City to be maid of honor at the high-society Newport wedding of her dearest friend from college, Lila Wittenborn. The bride-to-be is jittery, and turns to her maid-of-honor, rather than her own mother, for support. Ann stays close to her friend, yet is even closer to Lila’s irrepressible brother Buddy. Unexpected feelings surge forth once Ann meets wedding guest Harris Arden, a lifelong friend and intimate of the Wittenborn family. Ann’s love for Harris will change her life, and those of her daughters, forever.

Sicko- (PG-13) Acclaimed filmmaker Michael Moore sets out to investigate the American healthcare system. Sticking to his tried-and-true one-man approach, Moore sheds light on the complicated medical affairs of individuals and local communities.

The price of oil is back over $70 per barrel- Yahoo! Business

CNN is consistently on the left according to Rupert Murdoch- Time

Tickets to the moon are selling for $100 million bucks- Space

Barbara Streisand  receives honor from the French- Yahoo!

David Beckham to join L.A. Galaxy on Friday the 13th- Breitbart

Wikipedia first to tell of death of Chris Benoit’s wife- CNN

Birth control talk leads to bus driver being suspended- Fox News

Veggie Booty snacks recalled due to salmonella poisoning- MSNBC

“The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work.”

Richard Bach

2007 NBA Draft Live Blogging. Check out my mock draft from earlier this morning.

(Refresh for minute-by-minute updates)

9:44 PM: Congrats to all of those ballers selected in tonight’s first round. A rather unsurprising draft with just two trades. The trade of Ray Allen to the Celtics was even boring unless your a Celtics fan and it made your blood boil to acquire a 32 year old soft shooting guard.

9:39 PM: Philadelphia 76ers select Petteri Koponen, PG, Finland, with the thirtieth pick. A guy from Finland got selected before Duke’s Josh McRoberts? I find that pretty amusing. Mr. McRoberts, perhaps you should have stayed at Duke for another year.

9:30 PM: Phoenix Suns select Alando Tucker, SF, Wisconsin, with the twenty-ninth pick. A great pick and team player. A steal this late in the draft. He was a first teamer all-American last year. Earlier last season experts had Tucker as a top five pick for this draft. Phoenix has a deep track record of getting good quality with their draft picks.

9:24 PM: San Antonio Spurs select Tiago Splitter, PF, Brazil, with the twenty-eighth pick. The Spurs continue to be more international than Angelina Jolie’s family. I have read about Splitter for years and supposedly he is a lottery type of talent but restrictions with his current contract with Brazil caused him to fall in the draft.e

9:19 PM: Detroit Pistons select Aaron Afflalo, SG, UCLA with the twenty-seventh pick. Aaron turned pro early and is at the draft and walking down to shake hands. I would be nervous being there at the draft and being selected this close to the second round when the deputy commissioner takes over and starts announcing the draft picks.

9:12 PM: Houston Rockets select Aaron Brooks, PG, Oregon with the twenty-sixth pick. A super quick small point guard who can run the pick-n-roll and score when he has to.

9:03 PM: Utah Jazz select Morris Almond, SG, Rice, with the twenty-fifth pick. A very prolific scorer.

8:56 PM: Phoenix Suns select Rudy Fernandez, SG, Spain, with the twenty-fourth pick. Portland has bought the pick from the Suns. So Rudy will be going to Oregon to join Oden and Bradon Roy.

8:53 PM: New York Knicks select Wilson Chandler, F, Depaul, with the twenty-third pick. Spike Lee predicted this one moments before Stern went to the podium. I am waiting to see where Pau Gasol’s younger brother Marc goes now. Hopefully he will go in the first round before I have to move on to the gym for the night.

8:47 PM: Charlotte Bobcats select Jared Dudley, SF, Boston College, with the twenty-second pick.

8:41 PM: Philadelphia 76ers select Daequan Cook, SG, Ohio State, with the twenty-first pick. Word from ESPN is that Cook and Smith will be switching teams.

8:36 PM: Miami Heat select Jason Smith, PF, Colorado State, with the twentieth pick.

8:29 PM: Los Angeles Lakers select Javaaris Crittenton, PG, Georgia Tech, with the nineteenth pick. Kobe Bryant has to be thrilled with the Lakers taking a point guard for the second straight year. Crittenton is a tall point guard that can create his own shot. A good selection based on talent.

8:22 PM: Golden State Warriors select Marco Belinelli, G, Italy, with the eighteenth pick. A tall guard who has been pro in Italy for five years. He scored 25 on Team USA last year during the World Championships.

8:16 PM: New Jersey Nets select Sean Williams, F, Boston College, with the seventeenth pick. A troubled past and legal history with marijuana but he is going to Jay Z’s team so it’s more than welcomed.

8:14 PM: TRADE- New York Knicks have traded Steve Francis and Channing Frye to the Portland Trailblazers for Zach Randolph and Dan Dickau.

8:10 PM: Washington Wizards select Nick Young, SG, USC, with the sixteenth pick. Nick slipped a bit but a great addition by the Wizards. He could create a nasty scoring combo with Gilbert Arenas. Young shot 44% from the three point line last year.

8:05 PM: Detroit Pistons select Rodney Stuckey, G, Eastern Washington, with the fifteenth pick. He can take his time adjusting to the Pistons and they won’t ask too much out of him early on. He can score and the Pistons could use another guy who can put the ball in the hoop.

7:58 PM: Los Angeles Clippers select Al Thornton, PF, Florida State, with the fourteenth pick. Great pick this late in the draft. Some mocks had him going as early as the eighth pick. He will help legitimize the Clippers front line with Chris Kaman and Elton Brand. The Clippers still need to add another point guard to back up Sam Cassell.

7:53 PM: New Orleans Hornets select Julian Wright, F, Kansas, with the thirteenth pick. Not too familiar with Julian but I like what the Hornets have been doing of late. The Hornets playing all of their games at home this year should help boost their record as well.

7:46 PM: Philadelphia 76ers select Thaddeus Young, SF, Georgia Tech, with the twelfth pick. A very raw player who should be a great second option to Andre Igoudala who blossomed into a terrific score and all-around player last year. The Memphis native is young and raw but should develop into a great NBA player.

7:38 PM: Atlanta Hawks select Acie Law IV, PG, Texas A&M, with the eleventh pick. They probably would be better off with Conley but adding Horford and Law makes the Hawks a lot better in one night. Law’s size in the big boy’s league could create a problem for him. His passing skills and blow by defender ability are weak.

7:32 PM: Sacramento Kings select Spencer Hawes, C, Washington, with the tenth pick. I have no clue what the Kings are doing. Their new coach Reggie Theus is going to need a lot of luck. Kind of bad when you are seven feet tall and don’t average your height in rebounds. Sacramento is quickly becoming the most boring team in the league.

7:25 PM: Chicago Bulls select Joakim Noah, C/PF, Florida, with the ninth pick. A great pick and Noah should fit in mighty well with the 49 win Bulls from last season. Their front line is nasty now with Noah joining Ben Wallace, Tyrus Thomas and P.J. Brown if he stays on board.

7:17 PM: Charlotte Bobcats select Brandan Wright, PF, North Carolina, with the eighth pick. Michael Jordan adds another Tarheel to the Bobcats. Some debate whether Wright or Joakim Noah would have been a better pick here. Jay Bilas seems to think he is a steal this late in the draft.

7:09 PM: Minnesota Timberwolves select Corey Brewer, SF, Florida, with the seventh pick. I love Brewer and he would fit in great with Kevin Garnett if he stays in Minny. If so the Wolves have to get rid of Ricky Davis. The Wolves will be a pretty nasty team on defense witih Corey.

7:03 PM: Milwaukee Bucks select Yi Jianlian, PF, China, with the sixth pick. He is the Chinese version of Brad Lohaus for you retro NBA fans. I hear mixed things about this guy. At the sixth pick he is not a bad selection. I would have taken a chance on him at sixth. Wolves will pick Brewer next.

6:56 PM: Boston Celtics select Jeff Green, PF, Georgetown, with the fifth pick. Green will go to the Seattle Sonics and team up with Kevin Durant. Ray Allen is a great shooter but I have always thought he has been over rated. It will be interesting to see how Allen mixes with Paul Pierce for Boston. I feel Bill Simmons will be PISSED!

6:51 PM: Memphis Grizzlies select Mike Conley, Jr., PG, Ohio State, with the fourth pick. Ok! I am breathing a bit better. I can live with this but I am not for certain he won’t be traded later tonight. The Grizz need a powerful rebounder and shot blocker. A trade of Ray Allen to the Celtics for the #5 Jeff Green, Wally World and Delonte West is about to go down..

6:45 PM: Atlanta Hawks select Al Horford, PF, Florida, with the third pick. They should have picked Mike Conley, Jr but got caught up in Horford’s rise last week. Perhaps they trade Horford later tonight. Great my Grizzlies are on the clock now. Why do I have the feeling that this new GM from Boston is about to totally screw this up?

6:41 PM: Seattle SuperSonics select Kevin Durant, SF, Texas, with the second pick. He is my favorite player in this draft and I would have taken him with the first pick. A great guy and even better basketball player.

6:36 PM: Portland Trailblazers select Greg Oden, C, Ohio State, with the first pick.

6:33 PM: David Stern is one of the most boring commissioners ever, perhaps only topped by Bud Selig. Probably time for a change and for Stern to step down but I don’t feel his ego will let him retire short of death. While we are cleaning house get rid of ESPN’s Stephen A. Smith as well. Easily the most annoying commentator ever.

6:30 PM: As a GM I would still have a theory to never draft a guy that looks 20 years older than myself and whose legs are different lengths, especially carrying 300 lbs. on them. Seattle is blessed to have the #2 pick. They can’t mess it up that way.

6:26 PM: Four minutes to the draft and still no trade of Kevin Garnett or Kobe Bryant. The Golden State Warriors of all teams have entered the Garnett sweepstakes.

6:19 PM: The 2007 edition of the NBA Draft is about to begin. Hopefully the first two teams will not waste any time and make Greg Oden and Kevin Durant the first two selections.

Feel free to drop comments during or after the draft about your team or any of the players selected or traded.

• Amy Winehouse could almost be hot- Allie is Wired
• Jessica Simpson has a sexy new bikini line- Backseat Cuddler
• Nicole Richie has no idea why she is famous- Celebrity Smack!
• George Clooney lost his ab roller- Celebslam
• Hayden Panettiere likes to stick her tongue out- Gone Hollywood
• Paris Hilton pics with all of her drugs- Hollywood Backwash
• Lindsay Lohan smokes after her cardio- Ninja Dude
• Kelly Clarkson still hasn’t found Clooney’s ab roller- Yeeeah!

Tonight I am planning on doing a live blog during the 2007 NBA Draft. So check back in around 7:30 ET PM, 6:30 CT or 4:40 PT.

Here is a quick last minute mock draft of how I believe the lottery picks will unfold. It is hard to be too accurate when there will probably be several trades and therefore different teams with different needs moving up.

2007 BUMPSHACK MOCK NBA DRAFT LOTTERY

1. Portland Trailblazers- Greg Oden, C, Ohio State

Old Man Oden has one leg that is longer than the other, a bad wrist, an ‘ok’ love of the game was born during the Kennedy administration. If I have the #1 pick I go with Durant and his love of the game. I am not sure Oden will be in the league in five years due to health issues. So Portland fans he could be the second coming of Bill Walton in that aspect.

2. Seattle SuperSonics- Kevin Durant, SF, Texas

The kid is 6′10″, can nail threes, drive to the hole and is a scoring machine. He is a good kid by all accounts and all he ever talks about is becoming the best player to ever exist. Does he make you think of a certain guy who use to play for the Bulls and won six rings? Don’t worry he even resembles a young Jordan in his interviews. Seattle is lucky they have the second pick because if they had the first pick they would probably mess up and take Oden. Sometimes #2 is #1. Jordan went #3 in his draft. Durant is an cold blood killer.

3. Atlanta Hawks- Al Horford, PF, Florida

Big Al’s stock has really risen in the past week. If the Hawks don’t draft and keep Horford then they will probably trade the pick to a team trying to move up with the specific purpose of drafting him. I am hoping he falls at least one more spot to my Grizzlies.

4. Memphis Grizzlies- Mike Conley, Jr., PG, Ohio State

The Grizz really want Horford but so does everyone else this week. I believe the Grizzlies will draft Conley because he is going to be a Tony Parker/Gary Payton in his prime type of point guard. New Grizz GM Chris Wallace supposedly has fallen in love with Corey Brewer. He better not dare attempt to draft him at #4. Other possibilities at this spot include Joakim Noah or Brandan Wright. They will draft Conley, Horford or hopefully trade the pick.

5. Boston Celtics- Corey Brewer, SF, Florida

Celtic fans should be glad if they get Brewer, that means Danny Ainge didn’t mess it up as bad as he usually does. Brewer is a young Scottie Pippen who is a better shooter than Pippen was at the same age.

6. Milwaukee Bucks- Yi Jianlin, PF/SF, China

Chinese players are hit or miss. Yi won’t be a Yao but he is tall, athletic (yes Chinese and athletic), and he can shoot really good for a big guy. Maybe he is the Chinese version of Dirk Nowitzki (choke).

7. Minnesota Timberwolves- Spencer Hawes, C, Washington

This kid is big, white, ugly and a good post player. Kevin McHale is drafting the second coming of himself to replace the great Kevin Garnett who should be traded before the night is done.

8. Charlotte Bobcats- Brandan Wright, PF, North Carolina

Michael Jordan is loyal and blind to a fault. If Wright is there, Jordan will take him and at the eight spot it might actually be a really good pick, but then again M.J. has a horrible draft history (see Kwame Brown).

9. Chicago Bulls- Joakim Noah, C, Florida

Noah would have been the #1 pick if he had entered the draft last year. Going back to school pays off right? He did win a second National Championship with Florida and not many college players in the history of the game can claim that. He should fit in nicely with the Bulls and on the weak side of Ben Wallace. I see Noah splitting time with Tyrus Thomas.

10. Sacramento Kings- Jeff Green, SF/PF, Georgetown

It has been said that Green does a lot of things but none of them very good. Kind of makes you think of Paris Hilton doesn’t it?

11. Atlanta Hawks- Acie Law, PG, Texas A&M

Nice layup against Memphis, Acie! He is a fast point guard that is very competitive. The Hawks could use a point guard to go along with Joe Johnson, Joe Smith and Horford (see above).

12. Philadelphia 76ers- Al Thornton, SF/PF, Florida State

I don’t know much about this cat and neither do the 76ers and that is why they will draft him. Congrats you are about to be the owner of the MVP of the Greek basketball league.

13. New Orleans Hornets- Nick Young, SG, USC

I would be weary anytime drafting anyone from Southern Cal that doesn’t play football. Ask the Miami Heat how it went in the early 90’s when they drafted Harold ‘Baby Jordon’ Miner.

14. Los Angeles Clippers- Javaris Crittenton, PG, Georgia Tech

Is a tall point guard who put up good numbers in the basketball tough ACC. The Clippers will add yet another lottery pick and still be around .500. I wouldn’t be surprised if they trade this pick or if the 76ers try to nab Crittenton.

Actress Kristen Bell shows off her lovely legs at the premiere of Michael Moore’s documentary Sicko.
More premiere photos of Kristen at Hollywood Tuna.

Tahoe fire creating massive chaos and panic among residents- Inside Bay Area

Egyptian billionaire spy found dead- Times Online

Protesters burn Iran gas stations over rationing- BBC

World’s millionaire club now tops 9.5 million people- Breitbart

Tony Blair ends tenure as Britain’s Prime Minister- This Is London

Father of killed teen sues dragster driver- CNN

Fashion designer Liz Claiborne dies at 78- Fox News

Texas being flooded by 20+ inches of rain- MSNBC

Paris Hilton appeared on Larry King Live tonight for a sit down interview with the show’s namesake. Hilton said some things that were simply unbelievable considering some of the photos we have seen over the last few years.

In her first interview since being released from jail, Paris Hilton told CNN’s Larry King on Wednesday that she has never used drugs, isn’t a big drinker, and although she feels her incarceration was unwarranted, God had a reason for putting her there.

“Don’t serve the time; let the time serve you,” Hilton said. “I have a new outlook on life.”

Grilled about what friends she had to sacrifice, she replied, “I’ve gotten rid of a lot of people.” Asked for names, she said, “I don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings, but they know who they are.”

Very hard to imagine Larry King grilling anyone.

Hilton had this astonishing confession as well, “Sometimes I go down and that’s something I would like to change about myself.“

Ok, ok that is an accurate quote but was taken out of context and too good to pass up.

Read the full transcript from Hilton’s interview with Larry King.

Bumpshack Conclusion: ‘Not a thing has changed with Miss Hilton.’

Let the comments rain…I would love to hear what everyone else thought.

Melissa Leslie is not just another pretty face. She is also a talented artist, fashion designer, sculptor and poet to name a few of her countless talents. She is also Bumpshack’s latest BumpHottie Cover Girl.

Melissa had the following to say about her drive for success:

“Today the media is constantly supplying the masses with recycled garbage, my mission is to provide the world with the truths. I am intrigued with revealing the spiritual battle that is taking place behind the scenes of the delusions we as Americans allow in our lives daily. I am blessed to have found my ultimate passion to help others in my gifts and talents. As time changes so will my works, I just try to capture each moment and each topic that strikes me as a failure of society so that perhaps the light bulbs of our minds turn on and we are moved to make a positive change amoungst each other. I have found that as much as I feel for an image that I cannot fully satisfy my vision as it is always much more intense and in detail in my mind where it embodies a 3-D perspective in a place with no boundaries.”

Her art can be seen in this photo where she is posing in front of her painting of guitar god Jimi Hendrix. Check out more of her amazing art at her MySpace Artist link at the bottom of this post.

Melissa is 5′2″ tall and weighs 98 pounds and was born in Indiana.

She lists her heroes as Jesus Christ and her parents. Her musical influences include Damien Marley, Jimi Hendrix, Noam Chomsky and Lauryn Hill.

One of her favorite scriptures is Matthew 6:19-34

Model Michael Muse will play the lead male role in the upcoming Sara Evans country video.

Computer programmer Michael Muse was one of People magazine’s hottest bachelors last year. Since then, Michael has been gaining national attention for his rugged good looks and chiseled features.

An aspiring model and nutritional/healthy life coach, this southern hottie has been turning heads most of his 41-year old life. (And Lexie would know, since, pardon my nepotism, Michael is also family).

More photos of Michael over at Backseat Cuddler.

• Say it ain’t so: Matthew McConaughey and Alanis Morissette- Backseat Cuddler
• Eva Longoria and Tony Parker get paid for wedding photos- Celebridiot
• New book reveals secrets about John F. Kennedy, Jr.- Celebrity Smack!
• Rosie O’Donnell extorts daughter for political purpose- Celebslam
• Child star Emma Watson gives drinking advice to celebs- Fatback and Collards
• The horrific fashion of Britney Spears- Hollywood Backwash
• Mark Wahlberg’s bulging biceps- Just Jared
• Sienna Miller continues to whine and gripe- Ninja Dude
• Paula Abdul’s new reality TV show- Popbytes