BREAKING NEWS: Paris Hilton Released From Jail
Socialite Paris Hilton has been released from jail in Los Angeles. Around midnight pacific time Hilton was released and escorted home in a black SUV.
Hilton served 23 days in jail for driving on a suspended license.
UPDATE: It is believed she is heading to her parents home in Malibu.
Fox News is reporting her first meal as a free woman might be at Taco Bell.
UPDATE: The Hiltons seem to be playing a game with the stalker paparazzi as they pulled in and out of the Beverly Hills Hilton. They now appear to be heading to the grand parents mansion.
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