Eva Longoria Wets Herself in Ugly Bikini
Just five days until Eva Longoria marries basketball star Tony Parker in France and it looks like she got so excited that she peed on herself in anticipation of the big day.
Couple of notes: 1. That is one very ugly swimsuit. 2. Perhaps she should be called Long’feet’oria.
More photos of Eva in her semi-tard at Tuna. More Celebrities in Bikinis.
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There’s no shame in it — she was probably about to dip into the water to pee when she got a phone call, or misjudged how long she could hold it while on the phone. Regardless, a quick dunk in the water, and all would be clean and fresh. The fact that she seems so carefree about it is quite cute, actually!