Lindsay Lohan said back in May that she would never drive drunk. Like we have ever believed anything out of Lohan’s mouth. I am sure the two times she has been arrested for driving drunk this summer are the first two times she ever has!
In late May, LiLo told Elle magazine (via the New York Daily News) that she’d never — never — get into a car after drinking. “They’re looking for me, to like trip, so they can be like, ‘Oh Lindsay’s wasted and driving drunk.’ And that’s not it. I wouldn’t violate … I’m much more responsible than that.” Of course she is.
And this just in: Paris Hilton says she has never done drugs.