Lindsay Lohan’s rehab schedule looks more fit for someone with anorexia than a drug problem.  It involves lots and lots of eating.  Oh well, Twinkies before nose candy.

LINDSAY’S DAILY SCHEDULE, PER JANE P., IS:

6 A.M. Wake up call

6:30 A.M. River hike, followed by a brief meditation

8:00 A.M. Breakfast is served

8:30 A.M. Free time — like other residents, Lindsay is assigned cleaning duties — including cleaning her room and her toilet.

9:00 A.M. Community meeting to discuss what will go on that day.

10:00 A.M. Speaker meeting

12:00 P.M. Lunch is served

1:00 P.M. – 4:00 P.M. Process group/workshops/experiential time — where patients participate in any of the following activities including horseback riding or gardening — which Lindsay did on Tuesday. Spa treatments like massages and pedicures are also available from estheticians-in-training.

5:30 P.M. Dinner time

6:30 P.M. Assignment group/recovery work

8:00 P.M. 12-Step meeting (on or off-site)

9:30 P.M. Closing meeting — assessment of the day

10:00 P.M. – 11:00 P.M. Free time

11:00 P.M. Lights out

Spa massages and pedicures?  They don’t put you on a chain gang anymore?