Christina Applegate’s divorce from actor Jonathan Schaech went final on Friday. For those of you under the age of 20, she starred on the hit Fox TV show ‘Married with Children’ back in the early 90’s. She was smoking hot!

Schaech, 37, cited irreconcilable differences, say the court papers. He is worth about $2 million and she has accounts totaling over $6 million, but the couple did not bicker over splitting the property. According to the filings, Applegate, 35, gets both their Los Angeles homes and the Lexus. He keeps the 2001 Mercedes-Benz, but has asked for custody of his cement Buddha.

Custody of his cement Buddha? Is that necessary? You both have millions of dollars, just buy a new one.