Kevin Federline’s attorney is saying that his two boys via Britney Spears are safer with him than with the disgraced former pop star.

Mark Vincent Kaplan echoed Wasser’s sentiments outside of court today, agreeing that all matters of custody between Brit and K-Fed should be kept private and out of the media — particularly things like their respective schedules. Given Britney’s late night party habits, the paps know where the boys won’t be — with her!

When Kaplan was asked if the Fed-Ex is worried about his kids being in danger, Kaplan said simply, “Kevin is concerned that the more time the children are with him, he feels the more insulated they are from risks that would otherwise be possibly visited upon them.”

For society’s sake the Bumpshack is officially offering to adopt Sean and Jayden.