Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban is the latest celebrity to sign up with the ABC reality tv show Dancing With the Stars.

Cuban is the latest cast member to join the wildly popular ABC reality show, based on the British BBC series Strictly Come Dancing, which will also reportedly feature former 90210 star Jennie Garth, former Spice Girl Melanie Brown and singer Wayne Newton.

The odds of me watching DWTS just increased tremendously with Cuban hoping on board. Surely this donkey can’t dance worth a flip.  He will probably get voted off in week one, then buy ABC, reinstate himself into the competition, and then rig the scoring so he can win it all.