Victoria Beckham is our ‘Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day‘. Here she is wearing what looks vintage camo astro turf. It reminds me of the stained astro turf from the miniature golf course a lot of us use to play on as kids.

She is her own real life miniature golf hole now. She is probably like the 18th hole that keeps your ball once you putt it in the colossal opening. With those super duper implants it would be very tough to get a hole in one. She is easily a par 4 if you tee off of her nose.

photo: PEOPLE