“More often than not, a hero’s most epic battle is the one you never see; it’s the battle that goes on within him or herself.”

Kevin Smith, My Boring Ass Life, 04-18-06

‘Prison Break‘ actor Lane Garrison is likely to do big time in the slammer for drunken driving and killing one of his passengers in a related car accident in December of last year.

A prosecutor has asked a judge to sentence “Prison Break” star Lane Garrison to four years eight months in state prison. Even though they are not asking for the maximum sentence for Garrison, prosecutors are asking the judge to throw the book at the actor.

I think the judge will sentence Garrison for about 18-24 months in jail, five years of probation and a butt load of community service.

UPDATE: Garrison sentenced to three years and four months in prison.

Sabrina Bryan, a member of the Cheetah Girls, was surprisingly voted off of ‘Dancing With The Stars‘ last night in the biggest shocker of the season.  Bryan and her dance partner Mark Ballas had been the judges favorite to land in the finals of the reality dance show contest.

The same couldn’t be said for the remaining couples, whose fate was decided in the final minutes of the show. While it was no surprise Helio and Julianne and Jennie and Derek would be moving on, a completely stunned Osmond and Jonathan Roberts also found out that they had survived another week. That left two couples that had never landed in the bottom two: Cameron and Edyta and Sabrina and Mark.

Bryan’s fan base obviously wasn’t nearly strong enough.  ‘DWTS’ and the voting for it and other reality TV shows is at times like a popularity contest more often than based on who has the most talent.

• Ellen Degeneres and Portia are still together- Backseat Cuddler
• Doritos girl Ali Landry still hanging on- Bastardly
• Amy Winehouse is an emotional wreck- Celeb Warship
• Rumer Willis thinks she is really famous- Celebrity Smack!
• Britney Spears potential see-through- Grumpiest
• Ashley Olsen’s bizarre Halloween costume- Hollywood Backwash
• Hayden Panettiere flashes her bikini- Ninja Dude
• Are Jessica Simpson and Owen Wilson dating?- Popbytes
• Christina Aguiilera pregnant with twins- Right Celebrity

5.6 magnitude earthquake rocks San Jose- USGS

Prince Harry probed over shooting rare birds- The Sun

Democrats turning on House leader Nancy Pelosi- Sac Bee

Ireland’s tallest building to be named after rock group U2- Sky

Baseball’s drug policy alerts teams before testing- New York Times

Writer strike set to devastate your favorite TV shows- Variety

Democrats open fire on Hillary Clinton- Reuters

Police claim California boy admits to starting wildfire- CNN

Hooters waitress kills 17-month-old boy by leaving him in car while she worked seven hour shift- Fox News

Make plans to back up memories and photos on your computer- MSNBC

Small boats provide terror attack possibility to evil doers- USA Today

“I always remember an epitaph which is in the cemetery at Tombstone, Arizona. It says: ‘Here lies Jack Williams. He done his damnedest.’ I think that is the greatest epitaph a man can have - When he gives everything that is in him to do the job he has before him. That is all you can ask of him and that is what I have tried to do.”

Harry S Truman
33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Britney Spears latest album ‘Blackout‘ drops in record stores and on Amazon.com today across the world. The album has garnered surprisingly good reviews from most who have heard it.

You Can Order ‘Blackout’ Here

Others Receiving Votes: Arizona State (14), Kansas (10)

Voters: Cox, Nix, Holmes, Watson, Kiki, Brown, Neihoff, Gatgens, Morgan

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Others Receiving Votes: Andre Woodson (5), Colt Brennan (4), Brian Brohm (2), Ray Rice (1)

Voters: Holmes, Watson, Neihoff, Cox, Nix

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Paris Hilton vowed upon leaving prison to help save the world and be a better person. She does her best as a naive Alice in Wonderland (kind of appropriate) Halloween costume. Granted the outfit is a bit sexy (in a stripper kind of way) but bad enough to make Paris our ‘Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day‘.

Tearful Oprah apologizes amid sex scandal- News 24

Oil prices heading towards 1979 records- Financial Times

Gerald Ford thought Bill Clinton was a sex addict- NY Daily News

Argentine first lady elected president of Argentina- CNN

Job seeking nanny found dead in car truck- Fox News

Hot dog eating champ eats 103 mini-burgers- MSNBC

7 college students die in North Carolina house fire- USA Today

“I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.”

Bill Cosby
US comedian & television actor (1937 - )

Weekend Box Office
October 26-28, 2007

1. Saw IV - $32.1 million ($32.1 million)
2. Dan in Real Life - $12.1 million ($12.1 million)
3. 30 Days of Night - $6.7 million ($27.3 million)
4. The Game Plan - $6.3 million ($77.1 million)
5. Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married - $5.7 million ($47.3 million)

Full Box Office Totals

Parenthesis indicates total box office take since opening.

Kim Kardashian Naked in December Playboy

Kim Kardashian’s eagerly awaited Playboy shoot is complete and some photos are already being leaked. Playboy, usually the classiest of adult magazines, seemed to lower their standards a bit with Kim’s photo shoot. The shots are a bit more suggestive than the norm for Hugh and gang.

Perhaps sales are sluggish and Playboy just needed the star power that the trashy Kardashian and her reputation could lend to the magazine. Kardashian, a long-time friend of Paris Hilton, become a house hold name when her sex tape with slutty sex tape with rapper Ray J. was produced, leaked and then sold on the internet.

A sample of the raunchy Kim Kardashian Nude Playboy Pics can be found here (NSFW)

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Can you guess the above photographed celebrity?  She is an actress and not a very obscure one.  Feel free to leave a comment with your guess.

To see the answer without guessing then click the photo or right here to see who she is.

• Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are all over each other- Backseat Cuddler
• Kim Kardashian wears a Muslim prayer rug- Bastardly
• Katie Price is one big pink mess- Celebrity Smack!
• Petra Nemcova keeps it fresh- Grumpiest
• Britney Spears mom writing tell-all book- Hollywood Backwash
• Rihanna leaves home without her bra- Ninja Dude
• Kim Kardashian poses nude for Playboy- Pink Meat Company
• Leonardo Dicaprio was still a virgin at 17- Pop on the Pop
• Ashton Kutcher dons lipstick for part- Stupid Celebrities

The Los Angeles District Attorney cites “insufficient evidence” in his decision to not file charges against ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ actor Orlando Bloom.  Bloom injured two people riding with him when he crashed his car October 12th.

According to the document, Bloom “was being pursued by 4 vehicles containing paparazzi and one vehicle containing fans.” Bloom “took evasive action resulting in a collision.”

As for walking away, they say he “walked approximately 60 feet from the scene in an apparent attempt to avoid paparazzi’s continued pursuit.” They say “[Bloom] was not D.U.I. but was dazed.”

There needs to be a strict paparazzi law put into place in Los Angeles.  Those guys are wreckless and dangerous and eventually a celebrity is going to get killed trying to avoid them like Princess Diana did.

Britney Spears and ex-husband Kevin Federline are scheduled to appear in court together later this afternoon. Spears testimony will not be video taped for fear it would be leaked and cause more embarrassment to the pop singer.

“Britney being deposed is a routine part of a custody battle,” L.A. family law attorney Joel Schwartz, who is not involved in the case, tells PEOPLE. “Kaplan will be asking her, and anyone else he’s subpoenaed, about her past drug and alcohol use, her apparent inability to follow court orders, and anything else that reveals whether she’s a fit mother.”

It is probably the correct decision to not videotape the deposition. Britney’s answers to being grilled by Federline’s attorneys should still be quite interesting.

I am needing five or so more teams for Bumpshack’s Free Fantasy Basketball on Yahoo! Sports.  Just go to this site Yahoo! Fantasy Basketball. Login with your Yahoo! account (it’s free), then click ‘Join Existing League’, click ‘Join Custom’ and enter the league # and password below.

League ID# 86099
Password: mtsu

The draft is in the morning, tomorrow, Saturday October 27th.

Email me if you have questions: Bumpshack@gmail.com