Is this Britney?

Rumors are abound once again of a Britney Spears sex tape. This time a guy claims to have secretly taped himself having sex with Spears last June in Hawaii. Don’t worry, he says it will be made public very soon.

We’ve come across the rumor that there is a new Britney Spears sex tape made without her knowledge by some random guy she met on vacation in Hawaii last June.The guy claims he made a video of the two of them at the Four Seasons hotel having ‘normal’ sex for about 25 minutes before they both passed out. He also says it’s going to become public soon. Which means he is still trying to get the highest price for it and if Britney has any sense she will buy it herself and throw it in the fires of Mordor. That’s all she needs now.

I am sure somebody on this giant earth does actually possess a sex tape of Britney. In fact probably a small number of men and women all do. It is just a matter of time before one reaches the public masses and once the dam breaks they will be everywhere.

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