PEOPLE posted the track list for Britney Spears upcoming album titled Blackout. I thought I would help decipher the song titles for the rest of the world since they are written in ‘Britney Speak‘. Some of the songs just needed to be completed while others needed a complete translation.

Complete Track List
1. Gimme More (….Zyprexa and Ritalin)
2. Piece of Me (that huge part of her that Justin Timberlake owns)
3. Radar (what K-Fed and his lawyers have on her)
4. Break The Ice (having sex within 5 min. of meeting a new guy)
5. Heaven On Earth (L.A. night spots Hyde and Winstons)
6. Get Naked (….that Paparazzi is around)
7. Freakshow (self-explanatory)
8. Toy Soldier (what she wishes her two lil’ boys were)
9. Hot As Ice (her relationship with her mom)
10.Ooh Ooh Baby (the taste of nicotine)
11.Perfect Lover (her pocket rabbit)
12. Why Should I Be Sad (…when I have $30 million dollars)

The album is expected to be released on October 30th. Contrary to many expert opinions, I believe the album will sell really well and be one of the best sellers of the year.  Spears gets more press than any celebrity in the world and she still has millions of loyal fans regardless of her latest crotch shot or child mishap.