Britney Spears, after her custody hearing last week, went off on the judge in the case while she was shopping at Neiman Marcus. She referred to him as being “mean” and being an “old fart.”

“I hate my judge,” she growled, according to Us Weekly. “He is so mean. Just an old fart. He told me I was being catty with him, but he was being catty with me and paid me no respect at all.” What does Brit-Brit think a judge does? “His job is to sit there and tell people what to do,” she said, allegedly. “And that’s just so sad, because he gets off on it.”

Brit is lucky that judges don’t read, don’t hold grudges, and don’t lay down the law at the end of the day! Some people feel entitled no matter who they come in contact with.

UPDATE: The judge has struck back and suspended all of Britney’s visitation rights with her children.