Jessica Simpson opened her mouth on The View this morning and as you can expect it was not too boring. Simpson talked to the estrogen gang about how she wants a family man instead of the boys she usually kicks around her bed.

Asked about her love life on The View Thursday morning, Simpson, 27, replied, “I’m kind of married to my music right now, focusing on writing an album. As far as boys go, I don’t need ‘em. I want a man.”

Interested applicants, take note: By a man, she means someone who’s in touch with his softer side, particularly when it comes to children.

“Somebody who’s a really great family guy,” the singer and actress said. “Like if a kid were to come up to him and tug on his shirt, he’d pick him up and twirl him around. I definitely love a family man, a guy that’s not afraid to pick up the babies. … Somebody that wants to meet my grandparents immediately. I think all those characteristics are what make a man attractive.”

Didn’t Jessica have her family man with Nick Lachey before she went on her whore-rampage?  More Chicken of the Sea please!

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