This started out as the ‘Top 5 Britney Spears Moments of 2007′ and then became the ‘Top 15′, ‘Top 20′, ‘Top 25′ and finally the ‘Top 35 Britney Spears Moments of 2007′. Brit should have known it was going to be a crazy year when she started it off by collapsing at a New Year’s Eve party. Then she quickly went on to check into rehab, shave her head, check back in and out of rehab, before attempting rehab a third time. The rest of her 2007 was just as rocky.

Here is a Look at ‘Britney Spears Top 35 Moments of 2007′

1. Britney Goes from Bald Eagle to Bald Head - Brit’s biggest story of the year was when she shockingly shaved her head bald after returning to Cali from a one day attempt at rehab in Aruba.
2. Britney Spears Hits Rock Bottom - These photos of Britney Spears showed she was partying too hard and that it was all catching up with her and making her age prematurely.
3. Britney Collapses at New Year’s Eve Party - Brit got the year off to a banging start when she collapsed and passed out at a New Year’s Eve party in Las Vegas.
4. Britney Spears Enters, Leaves Rehab in Same Day - She mysteriously was in rehab for one day before checking out before midnight in Aruba the day before shaving her head bald.
5. Britney Ditches Rehab Again - Her second shot at rehab didn’t go any better as Spears quickly checked herself out again.
6. Britney Spears VMA Performance (video) - One of the worst performances by a professional entertainer on such a large platform. Britney was overweight, out of sync and rhythm, as this performance become one of Britney’s most laughable moments ever.
7. Britney Spears Claims to be the Anti-Christ - Britney being Britney as she claimed she was in fact the anti-Christ.
8. Britney to Pay K-Fed $20,000 for Life - Brit’s bad year didn’t mean K-Fed didn’t cash in as he was awarded $20,000 a month in support from Britney for himself and their boys.
9. Britney Spears Loses Custody of Her Kids - Only people in the project lose their kids right? I don’t think anyone could have predicted Britney losing custody of her two boys to K-Fed of all people but she did.
10. Britney Spears Booked for Hit and Run - Britney ran her car into a parked car and didn’t report it. This was quickly dropped once Britney agreed to pay for the damages.
11. Kleptomaniac Britney Spears Steals Cigarette Lighter - All had been quiet on the Britney front for a couple of weeks when Brit decided to steal a dollar lighter from a North Hollywood gas station.
12. Britney Spears Crotch Shot Version 3.5 - Crotch shots are not a rare thing for the former pop teen. This was just another disgusting example of Britney’s beaver begging for attention.
13. Britney Spears Collection of Sex Tapes Stolen - A world without a Britney Spears sex tape would be like the Pope not owning a Bible.
14. Photo Shoot from Hell for Britney Spears - Brit’s psycho and drug enhanced behavior ruined this photo shoot and threatened her career.
15. Give Me More Video Features Topless Britney - Britney took her top off and grinded all over a stripper pole in her first video for her ‘Blackout’ album.
16. Cellulite, Britney Spears and a Bikini - The title sums up these less than flattering photos of Ms. Spears.
17. Britney and Isaac Cohen Blow $40 Grand on Vegas Night - The new K-Fed faded fast but not before hooking up with Spears in a $40,000-a-night hotel room.
18. Britney Spears Wacked Out Halloween Costume - Attention starved Britney putting on a mid-riff baring leotard begging for attention on Ghouls day.
19. Britney Spears Calls Judge ‘Old Fart’ and ‘Mean’ - The always respectful Britney called her custody judge a few names and then lost custody of her two boys.
20. Britney Spears Strips Down to Her Lingerie - These photos showed that Britney will strip down to her panties with just about anyone and for any camera.
21. Britney Spears Gains Monitored Visitation Rights - A judge finally allowed Britney to have visitation rights with her two boys as long as a court approved monitor was present for the visits.
22. Where Do You See Britney Spears in 10 Years - Over 50% of Bumpshack readers sadly believe that Britney Spears will be dead in 10 years.
23. Say It Ain’t So: Britney Pumps Lips Up - After eating her way to a plumped up stomach and thighs, Britney gets her lips botoxed.
24. Britney Spears White Trash Lingerie Bikini Day - No swimsuit, no problem for Brit as her and her friends stripped down to their underwear for an impromptu ocean dip.
25. Britney Spears So Called Come-Back Performance - This wasn’t exactly Elvis’ 68 comeback special. Britney lip synced to her songs while hiding behind more talented backup dancers.
26. Britney Spears Runs Over Photographer - I can’t really blame Britney for running over the foot of the paparazzi. She is tailed by 30 pap cars a day. I am surprised she hasn’t intentionally run over one of them and killed them.
27. Bodyguard Speaks of Britney Spears Drug Use - This is about as breaking news as steroids in baseball. The better question would be what are her favorite drugs.
28. Britney Drops F-Bomb on New Song - If Michael Jackson can drop the f-bomb on his comeback album then it’s absolutely necessary for Brit to do the same on ‘Blackout’.
29. Illusionist Criss Angel Bangs Britney Spears - Criss Angel banged Britney Spears while helping her choreograph her VMA performance, then after it flopped, said he had nothing to do with it.
30. Britney Spears Fries K-Fed with Pan to the Head - Redneck lady decided to whip K-Fed upside the head with a frying pan. I am just surprised that Kevin didn’t flip and kill her…but then again that would have required an effort on his part.
31. Britney’s Mop of Hair Sold on Ebay - Smart move by the hair salon where Britney took the buzzer and shaved her hair off. They should have auctioned it off for a live pay-per-view drug test of the mop.
32. K-Fed Settles with Britney for $1 Million - K-Fed is truly my hero.
33. Police Tell Britney Spears to Slow Down - I have no clue how Britney was speeding in Los Angeles with the traffic jam she constantly creates. She probably had a 100 yards of traffic free asphalt and floored it. I don’t blame her.
34. Kiss from Madonna Cursed Britney Spears - 25 reasons why that kiss 3 years ago with Madonna sent Britney’s career into a devastating and unrecoverable tailspin.
35. Britney Totally ‘Wiggin’ Out - It always makes sense to voluntarily shave all of your hair off then cover it up with an ugly wig.

Brit Year-in-Review Visual Links (click to view)

“Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.”

Cicero, ‘Pro Plancio,’ 54 B.C.
Roman author, orator, & politician (106 BC - 43 BC)

Former child star Anna Chlumsky, who starred in ‘My Girl’ with fellow child star Macaulay Culkin, is returning to her acting roots by starring in the off-Broadway play ‘Unconditional’.

Anna Chlumsky was a child star in the film My Girl alongside Macaulay Culkin in the sweet 1991 film. She is making a return to acting by staring in an S&M-themed off-Broadway play called Unconditional

The actress appeared as a dying 10-year-old alongside , but disappeared soon after. Unconditional is her big come back after working as an restaurant reviewer.

Anna Chlumsky Then and Now

It is a good thing that Paris Hilton makes over $1 million dollars for just showing up at parties and lending her image to certain products because her grandfather, Barron Hilton, has decided to give away almost all of his fortune, in his will, to charity.  Paris is likely not too happy about gramps giving $1.2 billion to charity.

It hasn’t been a good year for Paris Hilton. First came a spell in jail for drink driving. Now her grandfather, the hotel squillionaire Barron Hilton, is so mortified by her behaviour that he has cut her out of his will. Instead of raking in her share of £1.15bn when he dies, she will now have to watch as it is frittered away on clean drinking water in Africa.

Now the countdown begins until Paris sues her grandpa, before he even dies, to get what she think is rightfully hers.  Congrats to Grandpa on doing good with his wealth.  Paris is still going to inherit a pretty penny from him, and she makes tens of millions of dollars a year on her own.

Weekend Box Office
December 28 -December 30, 2007

1. National Treasure: Book of Secrets - $35.6 million ($124.0 million)
2. Alvin and the Chipmunks - $30.0 million ($142.4 million)
3. I Am Legend- $27.5 million ($194.6 million)
4. Charlie Wilson’s War- $11.8 million ($34.5 million)
5. Juno- $10.3 million ($25.7 million)

Full Box Office Totals

Parenthesis indicates total box office take since opening.

UFC champion Chuck Liddell defeated Wanderlei Silva by a unanimous decision at Ultimate Fighting Championship 79 tonight in Las Vegas.

For Liddell, it was an opportunity to get back on track after losing his last two fights. He badly hurt Silva, bloodied him, and beat him senseless. It’s a credit to Silva that he wasn’t knocked out, but it was clear that Liddell won the fight handily.

Liddell is easily the biggest name in the intensely growing UFC. Liddell was born and grew up in Santa Barbara, California. He is 38-years-old and now calls San Luis Obispo his home town.

He had lost his prior two fights before beating Silva in tonight’s lopsided match.

Tom Brady led the New England Patriots to a 38-35 victory over the New York Giants to finish the season 16-0.  The Patriots are the first team to do go undefeated for a regular season since the 1972 Miami Dolphins.

The game that was much closer than many experts predicted it would be.  The Giants had nothing to gain by winning the game and could have rested their starters but they played the entire game and led the Patriots by 12 points at one point in the third quarter.

Nothing like a little drama before the inevitable. The New York Giants, like the Colts, Eagles and Ravens before them, put up a valiant effort. But in the end, well, the Patriots were just too much. That and Eli Manning realized he was Eli Manning, throwing a costly interception midway through the fourth quarter with New York trailing by three points.

Tom Brady was the Bumpshack MVP of the game.  He completed 32 of 42 passes for 356 yards and two touchdowns.  He also set the single season TD record with 51.

Randy Moss caught six passes for 100 yards and two touchdowns.  He is now the single season TD holder for wide receivers with 22 touchdowns.  Jerry Rice previously held the record with 21 touchdowns.

Complete Box Score

Former ‘Saturday Night Live’ funny guy actor Jimmy Fallon married his longtime girlfriend Nancy Juvonen on Necker Island in the Caribbean on Saturday.

Former Saturday Night Live regular Jimmy Fallon and girlfriend Nancy Juvonen, a Hollywood producer who worked on Fallon’s 2005 romantic comedy Fever Pitch, were married Saturday on Necker Island in the Caribbean, a publicist announced.

Fallon, 33, and Juvonen, 40, had “family and close friends in attendance” at the ceremony, according to the statement from representative.

Fallon proposed to Nancy back in August while the two were in New Hampshire.

Necker Island is the Caribbean island that billionaire Sir Richard Branson owns and has a couple of massive houses on.  The island and his main home were once featured on MTV Cribs.

Necker Island Website

The latest scandal involving a hot teen celebrity are these oh-so-nothing-special pictures of Miley Cyrus and her girlfriend goofing off in the hallway of a hotel during a stop on her current tour that have been leaked online.

UPDATE: Miley Cyrus Naughty Again on MySpace

Miley’s tour is one of the hottest tickets in quite some time. If you want to read about a real scandal then check out this story where a mother had her child lie about her dad dying in Iraq to win free tickets to a Hannah Montana concert.

UPDATE: Miley’s Topless Vanity Fair Photo Scandal

Priscilla Ceballos had her daughter lie and cheat to win tickets to see Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus in concert in New York.  In the essay, the daughter wrote that her daddy died in Iraq by a roadside bomb.  The story turned out to be 100% false and a total lie.

A six year old girl with the help of her mother, Priscilla Ceballos deceived contest officials at Club Libby Lu by entering a fake essay stating that her “daddy dies in Iraq�. How in the hell does any parent think that this was okay to do?

She tried to defend her act of stupidity by claiming that they never said it was true.

“We did the essay and that’s what we did to win,� Priscilla Ceballos, the mother, said in an interview with Dallas TV station KDFW. “We did whatever we could do to win.�

Ceballos deserves the ‘Bad Mom of the Year’ award for this dirty shenanigan.  There are thousands of brave men and women fighting overseas to protect us so we can go to silly Hannah Montana concerts and she felt that she could exploit those that have given their lives to win a silly contest?  That is just bad, real bad, and feels very slimy.

Actor David Faustino, who played pesky little brother Bud Bundy on ‘Married with Children’, and Andrea Faustino’s divorce has been finalized in L.A. Superior Court.

Bud Bundy is back on the market.  Child star David Faustino now 33, of “Married With Children” fame has finalized his divorce from his wife of three years, Andrea Elmer. The couple met in 1999, and were hitched at the Little Wedding Chapel in Las Vegas in 2004.

That’s great news for that long line of Bud Bundy fans that are lined outside of his door to have their chance with Al’s horny son.

Beautiful Australian actress Nicole Kidman is strongly rumored to be pregnant with husband Keith Urban’s baby. It would be the first biological child for both Nicole and Keith. Nicole has two adopted children with first husband Tom Cruise.

The star suffered two miscarriages while she was married to Tom Cruise. Nicole and her husband Keith Urban told the news to their families over the Christmas holiday.

She has already made plans to start slowing down her career, starting as soon as next year.

This will in fact be the pregnancy of the year if confirmed to be true. It would be great news for both Keith and Nicole who have had a few troubles in their young marriage, mostly centered around Keith’s addictions.

Freak Marilyn Manson and Dita Von Teese’s divorce is now final and the judgment of divorce has been entered in L.A.’s Superior Court.

The judgment of divorce was entered in Los Angeles County Superior Court on Thursday, and dissolved the marriage of petitioner Heather R. Sweet (aka Dita) and one Brian H. Warner (aka Marilyn Manson). They did, however, reserve the right to work on the final terms of the agreement.

Manson and Teese were married for two years.  Manson’s alcohol addiction and mood swings allegedly let to the split.

Manson is currently dating twenty-year-old actress Rachel Evan Wood.

More Dita Von Teese Photos

Mischa Barton was paid thousands of dollars to appear and host a party in Las Vegas this weekend. Perez is reporting that she has now backed out and canceled her appearance after being arrested this week for DUI, possession of narcotics, and driving on a suspended license.

We’re told that the former O.C. star was paid a pretty penny for her appearance - in the tens of thousands.

But, now, sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Barton has pulled out and will not be kicking it in Sin City.

Read More About Barton’s DUI Arrest

Mischa was the ‘Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day’ earlier this month.

Benazir Bhutto killed by explosion not bullets- Sky

John Edwards says Barack Obama is ‘Living in ‘Never-Never Land’- ABC News

Writers Guild lets writers return to David Letterman show amid controversy- Deadline Hollywood

New chemical when snorted could replace sleep- Wired

Oprah fans pissed at her for pushing Barack Obama down their throats- L.A. Times

Brandy won’t be charged for deadly freeway crash- CNN

John McCain closes the gap on Mitt Romney in New Hampshire- Fox News

Luby’s cafeteria waitress left $50,000 and car by cranky customer- MSNBC

November home sales fell 9% in November- USA Today

“The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.”

Thomas Paine
US patriot & political philosopher (1737 - 1809)

Scandalous sexual photos of Miss France Valerie Bergue have caused a shock in Europe and with pageant officials but they have backed down and decided to let Miss France keep her crown and title.

Valerie Begue won her title three weeks ago. Then, some old glamour pictures were published, prompting calls for her sacking for contravening the contest’s strict rules on provocative images.

But the Miss France organisers have now backed down.

“I’m so happy to keep my crown,” said Valerie. “I thank you, Madame de Fontenay. I thank you and all those who have supported me.”

I think the norm is for pageant girls to have suggestive past photographs according to pageant stories from the last two years.

Former New York Yankees World Series hero Jim Leyritz has been charged with DUI and vehicular homicide after a woman he wrecked into, was thrown from her car, and killed.

According to Fort Lauderdale police, a car driven by Leyritz, a resident of Plantation, Fla., hit another car in the heart of Fort Lauderdale’s Himmarshee Street bar district early Friday morning.

Leyritz was traveling northbound when he passed a red light and crashed with a westbound car at around 3:30 a.m., according to the Sun-Sentinel of Fort Lauderdale.

Leyritz had been working as a part time announcer for the Yankees on the YES! Network an MSG Network.  The charges could lead to fifteen years in jail and a $10,000 fine.

Career Stats

• David Beckham likes being a gay icon- Backseat Cuddler
• Nicollete Sheridan exposes herself- Bastardly
• Natalie Portman has her own line of vegan footwear- Celebrity Smack!
• Sharon Stone lets her pokies poke- Celeb Warship
• Alec Baldwin explodes at Dora the Explorer- Daily Stab
• Paris Hilton’s new Prosecco ads are nauseating- Hollywood Backwash
• Jamie Lynn Spears pregnancy spurs cancellation of Zoey 101- Ninja Dude
• Miley Cyrus MySpace pics cause bit of a stir- Pop on the Pop
• Jessica Alba is engaged to Cash Warren- Right Celebrity

WARNING: This is the first and only time Kevin Bacon will ever appear on Bumpshack.

With that said, Kevin Bacon is the ‘Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day’ for stealing Andrew Dice Clay’s trademark leather stage jacket and wearing it in public.  Bacon and his family spent Christmas in New Orleans.  Just because you are in the ‘Big Easy’ doesn’t mean dress greasy!

More Worst Dressed Celebs

photo: PEOPLE