Britney Spears is photoshopped onto the cover of the March issue of Blender magazine. Blender is not trying to pull one over on us. They state it right there on the cover that Britney didn’t pose for the cover, as if she has that body anymore.

The article is disturbing at many parts but is a good read. The City of Los Angeles has to do something about the constant swarm of paparazzi around her. Even the pap’s agree that something tragic is likely to happen from their pursuit.

Even the photographers who do this every day admit that they’re scared by it. One X17 videographer warns, “Someone is going to get hurt, man.”

Adnan Ghalib seems to think he has some sort of birthright to stalk Spears down at high speeds.

Then he’s cut off by a Mercedes SL500 steered by Adnan Ghalib, a daredevil-fearless paparazzo who usually rides at the front of the pack.

Spears seems to not care about promoting her music career or what people think of her talent anymore.

To promote her 2007 album Blackout, Britney did exactly one telephone interview, which lasted seven minutes. Disasters, not music, have become her product.

Brit’s downfall began when she separated from Kevin Federline in the fall of 2006. From that point her life has been one big snowball heading downhill towards hell.

Since leaving her husband Kevin Federline in late 2006, she has flashed her vagina, shaved her head, physically attacked paparazzi and gone to rehab (twice). She has been charged with hit-and-run, effectively declared an unfit mother by the state of California and been fired by her lawyers (again, twice). She turned in the most disastrous performance of her career at MTV’s Video Music Awards show, got dumped by her management firm and has cleaned her hands of almost everyone who played any significant role in her first 25 years of life.

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