Well we likely don’t have to worry about being startled from a leaked sex tape from Gary Coleman and his new bride Shannon Price. We reported just a couple of days ago that the two lovebirds secretly wed nearly nine months ago. Now both bride and groom are both saying that they haven’t had sex yet.

The newlyweds have now admitted that they have not yet consummated their marriage. In layman’s terms, they’ve never done the horitzontal mambo. “It’ll happen when it’ll happen. And it’ll happen for all the right reasons. And no one is going to make it happen any sooner,” Gary says of not getting any ass from his young wife after nearly a year together.

Well that is not much different than most marriages after the honeymoon. I am pulling for this couple and I am really hoping that Gary and Shannon get lucky together soon. They can always check out Kim Kardashian’s sex tape for sex-piration.

Check out the video of Gary and Shannon discussing their sexless marriage HERE.

Update: No Sex = Divorce Court for Gary and Shannon