Emo boy star Pete Wentz and lip-syncher Ashlee Simpson are engaged after a couple of years of plastic surgery and dating.

Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged. Thank you for all of your support and well wishes – it means the world to us. We consider this to be a very private matter, and we wanted to be the first to tell you and to hear it straight from us.”

Congrats to the new ‘Newlyweds’.  Papa Joe Simpson is very likely already negotiating Ashlee and Pete’s own version of ‘Newlyweds’.