Pop wreck Britney Spears was involved in a literal wreck on the 405 Saturday evening as she rear ended another car at a relatively slow speed. CHIP was called but no tickets were issued according to reports out of Los Angeles.

Soon after, Britney hopped over to the passenger’s seat, allowing her body guard to take charge of the situation. She seemed really nervous, biting her nails like crazy and puffing away on a cigarette.

She was then taken into the police station for a drug test. No word on what happened there, but probably nothing was found because she had a police office escort her home. Britney is ok.

Something about Brit puffing away on a cigarette always reminds me of the waitresses at the Waffle House in Plaquemine, Louisiana, where I use to always study for my law school finals. If any of you reading this have never been to a Waffle House then you are truly missing out on pop American culture.

Welcome back to the fold Britney. We had been missing you. Everyone can now rest safe that you aren’t wasting away in Osama bin Laden’s cave.