Ambre Lake Wins ‘Rock Of Love 2 with Bret Michaels’
Ambre Lake, one of the dirtiest and most conniving villains in reality TV history, won the second season of Rock Of Love with Bret Michaels that aired earlier tonight on VH1. Bret Michaels seems like a pretty good guy and is likely setting up a third season of Rock Of Love with this horrible decision.
The odds of Ambre and Bret making it are less than those that were placed on the nuptials of Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley.
It is not like Bret had a done of great choices to choose from this season. Lake is also perhaps the palest winner of a slut-fest in cable television history.
Bret selected Ambre over the uber-slutty Daisy De La Hoya, niece of boxing champ Oscar DeLaHoya. Bret’s past would have indicated that Daisy had a good chance of winning. As you can see in THIS PHOTO, there is nothing that Daisy wouldn’t insert into her nose or body. But her whole story of living with and sharing a bed currently with her ex-boyfriend Charles is pretty hard to swallow, even for a jaded rock star.
None of the girls were as sexy as Jess who was the winner of season one (photos)
The one good choice he actually had was Jessica Kinni and he sent her home two weeks ago. Jessica was hot, sweet, charming and was one heck of a golfer. What more could you ask for in a house full of strippers and sluts?
See Many More Photos from the Finale Here
If I had a gun to my head and had to rank the final 9 girls on the show then this is how it would look:
- Jessica Kinni
- Kristy Jo Muller
- Megan Hauserman
- Daisy De La Hoya
- Inna Dimitrenko
- Destiney Moore
- Peyton Turner
- Ambre Lake
- Catherine Brown
Stay tuned for details of when, where and how slutty the third season of Rock of Love starring Bret Michaels will be.
TOPLESS PHOTOS of both finalists have now surfaced and are spreading like a cold booger on a paper plate.
Googlers remember it is Ambre not Amber although either spelling + the words slut, old, and hag should get you to where you want to go.
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This show is so fake and scripted it’s comical. Funny how BM d
irected and ACTED in his own movie “Letters from Death Row” before this… What a coincidence hugh? These reality shows draw model/actors like lawyers to a car wreck. They truly are the female equivalent to professional wrestling. Instead of pretending to body slam and break fake chairs over each other, they pretend to manipulate & cat fight over gay men. Saaaaaaaad.
Look at the cover of “Look What the Cat Dragged In”. That is an album by a band called “Poison”. That was the band that Bret used to be the lead singer in (95% of the people who watch that show don’t know that). He’s one of the trannies on the cover that is wearing more makeup that Tammy Fae Baker.
And that cowboy hat / bandanna combo thing looks like it came straight from Joesay’s yard sale.
So to sum it up. Bret is bald, fake, gay, old and washed up. I guess they couldn’t get Vanilla Ice to do this show because he was too busy doing those tax refund commercials on YouTube…
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