A 24-year-old man was arrested in Pennsylvania for holding up a convenience store wearing nothing but a hat.

CCTV footage showed Carl Wagner entering the Carbondale convenience store naked and covering his manhood with his hands.

The store clerk refused to give Wagner any money and instead dialled 911. Wagner then fled the store empty handed.

Makes you wonder what his getaway car looked like — where exactly did the guy hide his gun?

This story is just too damn funny!