Suri Cruise, the Scientology creation of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, turns 2-years-old today. Just sixteen more years until Tom turns over his thetan power to her so she can control us all. Here is a look from Jebbica of BSC at all Suri has done in two short years.

Suri has already accomplished much in her short life. She has made millions selling magazine covers, she a First Baby of Scientology, and she’s a fashionista. Her haircut alone has inspired celebrities like Victoria Beckham, Katie Holmes, and even Jared Leto to ask their stylist to give them “The Suri�, which is basically a bob with bangs. In my day we called that a “chili bowl�, and every kid had that haircut!

Happy Birthday and best of luck on earth and in outer space!