Princess Fiona & Gary Coleman

Vertically challenged Gary Coleman and his wife Shannon Price are heading to Divorce Court to get some marital advice from Judge Lynn Toler.  This couple has been chugging up hill since they said their vows.

Among the problems the pair discusses with Judge Lynn Toler are Coleman’s anger and intimacy issues. Coleman and Price agree they have “ugly” monthly fights.“If he doesn’t get his way, he throws a temper tantrum like a five-year-old does,” Price says, according to a transcript of the show obtained by The Associated Press. “He like stomps the floor and yells, ‘Meehhhh,’ and starts throwing stuff around. He bashes his head in the wall, too.”

Coleman says he gets frustrated because “the male is always the bad guy.”

What a backhanded slam by Price saying, “he throws a temper tantrum like a five-year-old does.”  There is no need to say that Shannon, just because he looks like a five-year-old doesn’t mean he is acting like one.  That would be like my wife saying, “My husband gets so pissy like a white person.”

The couple secretly wed last fall and kept their marriage private and away from the tabloids for several months.

Gary and Shannon confessed nine months into their marriage that they still hadn’t had sex to consummate the marriage.  I am not a divorce judge or marriage expert, but I think not having sex with your spouse EVER might cause a few problems