New Starbucks Logo: ‘Slutbucks?’

Starbucks is drawing fire from Christian organization known as ‘The Resistance.’ The group claims that the new Starbucks logo (see above) should make people call them ‘Slutbucks.’

Starbucks has recently introduced a new version of their logo which features a topless mermaid with her legs spread, which has caused outrage from a nation wide Christian media watchdog organization. The Resistance, with has over 3000 members nationwide, is boycotting Starbucks across the country saying their new logo is inappropriate.

The Starbucks logo has a naked woman on it with her legs spread like a prostitute, explains Mark Dice, founder of the group. Need I say more? It’s extremely poor taste, and the company might as well call themselves, Slutbucks.

The all-brown logo is a replica of the one the chain used when it opened its first store in Pike Place in Seattle in 1971. The woman is actually a siren, not a mermaid, which in Greek mythology lures people to them with their beautiful songs, and then kills them, explains Dice.

And I think it is safe to say the thought Gene Simmons had this morning while reading this very post. “Naked women serving $5 cups of coffee any way you like it. Gene Simmons’ Sexoffee Shop. What do you think Shannon? Gotta go do market research be back later.” Yeah, it is pretty easy stealing Gene’s business plans, even this early in the morning.

The logo actually reminds me a lot of Courtney Love.  She is from Seattle right?