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Rocker Alanis Morissette is Pregnant

Alanis Morissette with Child?

90’s rocker Alanis Morissette is pregnant a year after splitting from fiance Ryan Reynolds. No word yet on who the baby’s daddy might be. I will update this post when it is announced.

Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson announced their engagement earlier this month.

It’s kind of ironic don’t you think?

It’s like rain on your wedding day
It’s a free ride when you’ve already paid
It’s the good advice that you just didn’t take
Who would’ve thought… it figures

A traffic jam when you’re already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It’s meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn’t it ironic…don’t you think
A little too ironic…and, yeah, I really do think…

Congrats AM!

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