Carly Simon ended some confusion and debate about her sexuality on Howard Stern’s radio show this morning.  She finally cleared the air that she is in fact NOT gay.

But she also cleared the air over the lesbian rumors that followed her after saying she “wasn’t not gay” in an interview with the gay press a few months back.  “Have I made love to a woman?  No. Now, I have been ‘come on’ to, but I was too uptight.  But I wish that I had.  I think that I’m too old for that (now).  I have a fantastic boyfriend now who’s almost a woman.”

I love how she totally throws her boyfriend’s manhood under the bus!

She also went into great detail in the interview about the animosity between her and former husband James Taylor.  Jerk Taylor wouldn’t even let Carly use the bathroom at his house when their daughter got married there recently.  Taylor and Simon divorced in 1983.