Verne Troyer, who rose to fame (all 2′8″ of it) as ‘Mini Me’ in the Austin Powers movies, has a sex tape that has been leaked onto the net. Offers are being received for the rights to distribute the tape online.

A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris’ video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness. We would have thought the tape was worth at least ONE BILLION DOLLARS.

The poor woman in this video but she was forewarned…..he is ‘Mini-Me.’ If my nickname is Mini-Me I know I wouldn’t be making any sex tapes. Although Verne probably did it just so there would be proof that he has actually been laid before.

Now that was just what we all were hoping to read about on today.