Give Christine Morteh points for creativity and uniqueness.  Morteh was arrested in Miami on Sunday and charged with several counts in relations to prostitution as well as operating a business without a license.

Morteh owned and operated a big tour bus that she was driving around to all parts of the city. Madam Morteh and her brothel of women were giving lap dances and sexual treats for ‘Green Benjies.’

Undercover Miami Beach detectives Sunday busted a brothel-on-wheels, which charged $40 admission and offered sex for sale inside.

On board: prostitutes, fully stocked bars and the bus’ madame — Christine Morteh, 29, of Miramar.

Cops have charged Morteh with engaging in, directing others to and deriving support from prostitution, as well as operating a business without license.

She was held Tuesday on $5,000 bond, which she has since posted.

But the bus — a sleek, black conversion vehicle that has the cab of a tractor trailer — is no longer in service.

Cops have it locked up, seizing it as evidence, said Detective Juan Sanchez, a Miami Beach police spokesman.

Customers would reportedly pay $40 just to get on the bus, then $20 for a lap dance, and if they wanted to go behind the curtained VIP section for oral sex that would cost another $100 bucks.  So for a total of $160 dollars you would get an alcoholic drink, lap dance and blow job.  Almost as cheap as going to the movies….and let me tell you the fourth Indiana Jones really sucked.

Madam Morteh did it all first class and was probably making a killing especially with $40 admission.  I could be wrong but I would look for Morteh to end up on the next version of Donald Trump’s The Apprentice.

‘Hooker on Wheels’  will be this woman’s nickname for life.  It would also make a great name for a hard rock band or Heidi Fleiss in a nursing home one day..