Whoever submits the best caption for this photo of Paris Hilton and her newly purchased pink bicycle will win $15 bucks to his or her Paypal account. I am very interested to know if she can even ride that thing. I totally am having a vision of the opening scene in the movie Clueless where Alicia Silverstone rides her bike straight into that cheap. At least I believe it was Silverstone’s character.

I will take the top 3-4 submitted captions and let the readers of Bumpshack vote on who the winner should be. Just leave a comment to this post with your caption. Be sure to include your email address in case you win.

More Paris Bike Photos for Inspiration

[images: WENN]