Parker Foster Aiken and His Gay Dad

The worst kept secret in American Idol history is OUT!  Clay Aiken is on the cover of the new issue of People magazine telling the world, finally, that he is in fact gay.  To quote Clay, “Yes, I’m gay!”  And the big fat elephant in the room finally farts!

I did think Clay was more than happy to see me when I walked by his dressing room, back in 2003, when we were both on Good Morning America.   Good luck to Clay and his newborn baby Parker Foster Aiken in what for sure is going to be a very challenging and interesting life.

And all at once the thousands of Claymates try to think of another excuse to explain that Clay is actually straight.