Comedian Jeffrey Ross became the first celebrity booted off of the 7th season of ‘Dancing With the Stars’ last night.  He was thrilled for his disastrous run to come to a quick halt. His professional dance partner was Edyta Sliwinska.

When asked by host Tom Bergeron how he’d sum up his very short time on DWTS, Ross deadpanned: “What a nightmare!” Then poking fun of the eye injury he sustained from his partner, Ross quipped, “They told me Edyta was going to be on the eyes.”

The one celebrity that has impressed the most in week one is former ‘Wild On E!’ host Brooke Burke and her dancing partner Derek Hough.

Well, one woman who was easy on the eyes was Brooke Burke. The former Wild On… hostess with the mostest continued to give the judges plenty to rave about with her and partner Derek Hough’s quickstep, which again topped the night’s leader board with a 26 out of a 30 (even earning the season’s first to 9s from judges Carrie Ann Inaba and Bruno Tonioli).

Not much of a surprise here! He had the pirate eye patch and also dancing like a pirate on a wooden peg leg.