Don’t be surprised if you hear in the following weeks that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant with rocker John Mayer’s baby.  Also, don’t be surprised if you don’t hear about it.  A low level tabloid, New Weekly, is reporting that Aniston is showing a bump and her reunion with Mayer is over the couple’s love child.

The magazine cover also had stories on ‘McCain’s 10 Ways to Staying Young and Vigorous’ and ‘Madonna: Feminine and Sweet’ so there must be some validity to the story!

If true, it’s sad that Aniston couldn’t have pumped a rugrat or two our five years ago and kept ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ Brad Pitt. However, I don’t blame Aniston for not wanting to become Mother Teresa and open up an orphanage.

Aniston’s body could go from a ‘Wonderland’ to ‘Heavier Things’ if the rumor is true!

More Photos of Jennifer and Her Mysterious Ring