The ATF announced on Monday that they foiled a plot by two Tennessee neo-Nazi men to kill eighty-eight African-Americans including an assassination Presidential candidate Barack Obama.  Daniel Cowart (COWARD) and Paul Schlesselmann have been arrested and are being held without bond. The two men claim to be part of a white supremacist group.

The men, Daniel Cowart, 20, of Bells, Tenn., and Paul Schlesselman 18, of West Helena, Ark., are being held without bond. Agents seized a rifle, a sawed-off shotgun and three pistols from the men when they were arrested. Authorities alleged the two men were preparing to break into a gun shop to steal more.

The insane plot sounds like something out of a disturbed video game.

According to the affidavit, the suspects planned “to drive their vehicle as fast as they could toward Obama shooting at him from the windows.”

The court document states that the suspects planned to dress in all-white tuxedos and top hats during the assassination attempt, and that they stated they were willing to die during this attempt.

The scary part is that I grew up about 10 minutes down the road from these useless pieces of DNA. I have renamed Cowart as Daniel Coward and Schlesselmann as Paul Sch-less-a-mann. The two were arraigned this morning in the court house I use to practice law in.  I truly doubt these two clowns could successful count to 88 much less kill 88 and behead 14 as they supposedly planned.

Feel free to drop comments about the photo of Cowat the Coward above. It should get lively!  Please keep the language clean and hate speech to a minimum.