Singer/Auntie Jessica Simpson graces the cover of yet another magazine to talk some nonsense about religion and self-help books. You can clearly see not even Jessica knows what the hell she is trying to talk about. This is the kind of woman who give blondes a bad reputation.

Is Jessica even sexy on the Marie Claire Magazine cover?? Well, I don’t think so. Anyway here are the highlights of Jessica Simpson’s Marie Claire interview:

On religion: “I’ve been contemplating taking a college course in religion. I love religion. I remember whenever the book The DaVinci Code came out, the Discovery Channel did this three-night piece on it that I TiVoed and then watched eight times.”

On self-help books: “I am the first person to go to Barnes & Noble and buy the new self-help book. I like to fill out the surveys, then I get my friends’ opinions on how I answered to see if I was being honest with myself or not.”

[source: BackseatCuddler]