Charles Barkley Mug Shot

NBA basketball legend Charles Barkley was arrested last night for driving drunk in Scottsdale, Arizona.  Later today came word that Barkley told cops that he was driving drunk trying to find a certain female to give him the best blow job, “…he had ever had in his life.”

According to the officer who wrote the report, “He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat.”

The officer continues: “He asked me to admit that she was ‘hot.’ He asked me, ‘You want the truth?’ When I told him I did he said, ‘I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a ‘b**w job’ one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life.”

Barkley went on to tell employees at the police station that he would tattoo their name on his ‘rear side’ if they could help get him out of the DUI.

Chuck has admitted live on TV before to being an idiot. I guess he felt the need to continue to prove it.  He was right several years ago in the Nike commercial when he said that himself and pro athletes are not role models.

Barkley has a gambling problem and owed the Wynn hotel in Las Vegas hundreds of thousands of dollars.  He has finally admitted that he might have a gambling problem, but that he won’t get help for it, and will only allow himself to gamble in certain situations to battle it.