I am pretty sure most of you know by now who the bloated country star above in the photo happens to be.  If not click ‘keep reading’ below to find out who she happens to be.  Either she is pregnant or addicted to Cracker Barrel, which is not a horrible thing to be addicted to.  Some of the best country fixings are at the Barrel

Jessica Simpson? Say it ain’t so!  She went from smoking hot in the miserable ‘Dukes of Hazard’ to bloated mother of twelve?  Either Simpson has been drowning in deep friend, southern foods or perhaps Tony Romo ain’t the homo rival fans paint him out to be and knocked up Simpson.  Perhaps lil’ Tommy Romo is busy gestating.

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