The Kardashian family needs to start using their brains instead of their booties!! Kim Kardashian happily announced on her blog they have a new family member, a beautiful cute three year old chimpanzee called Suzy.

Since no one really cares about Keeping Up With The Kardashians, they decided to make it interesting… they are also risking their lives! If they could actually read, they would know how dangerous a chimp attack is! Let’s say lethal!

WE GOT A MONKEY!!!!

Her name is Suzy, she is three years old, and she is a handful! She steals our BlackBerrys and climbs up my mom’s bed. Having a monkey is a lot of work. Suzy always has her diaper on and we are the ones who have to change it!

It’s just like having an infant but worse because Suzy runs around like a teenager! She always needs to be fed, drinks out of a bottle and she loves Capri Sun juices!

You have to check out the new season to get all of the details… but how cute is she!?

Oh, Suzy is a cutie! The problem is Suzy doesn’t belong in the Kardashian family or a zoo. It’s a wild animal for God’s sake! You know what would be funny?? If a chimpanzee family adopted a Kardashian!!

[images: KimKardashian]