Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson attended the French premiere of their latest movie “Marley & Me” at the Bristol Hotel in Paris. Jen and Owen make such a cute couple on screen while off screen they look like they are actually good friends. Not easy to get along with a co-star. Just ask Kate Hudson.

Speaking of Kate Hudson, it seems like Owen is giving her another chance since the two were seen enjoying some super intimate time together in France prior to this premiere.

“They were like any normal young couple,” one staffer tells PEOPLE. “She held his hand and they were very nice, no pretensions.”

Following a one hour-plus lunch, the pair drove over for a lengthy walk around the shops and galleries lining the 18th century port of Honfleur befor returning to Trouville for dinner at L’Inattendu, a small French backstreet restaurant.

“They were very comfortable with each other,’ says a diner who recognized Owen under his black ball cap when the couple arrived around nine. “There was lots of talking going on between them, laughter.”

We wonder why Kate just didn’t escort him to the red carpet and let Jennifer do it instead. They are probably trying to keep things quiet… unfortunately we don’t see a future to this relationship! It’s like Owen is Kate’s rebound guy, he sure needs to break free and find the real love of his life!

Owen Wilson & Jennifer Aniston At “Marley & Me” Premiere in Paris, France

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Actress Rosario Dawson, who once wanted to become a marine biologist, confessed her mother Celeste had some odd discipline methods. For example to get her daughter’s attention or punish her, mommy would lick her.

Rosario says: My mom licked me – that was her punishment. If I was a little uppity or if I didn’t listen or if she wanted to get my attention, she’d lick the side of my face or under my armpit. My mom’s a six-foot-tall amazon and she’d say, ‘You came out of my vagina and I own every part of you,’ and she’d lick me like I was her wee pup and she was a lioness. It was humiliating and really intense. Very primal. It’s not spanking, but it definitely works.

As weird and creative as this may sound I do not make this stuff up! I can’t see how a lick is considered a form of punishment but when it comes to your mother it can be pretty embarrassing, especially if performed in public.

Just imagine the kind of psychological trauma it can cause a young girl. I would definitely never see a lick the same way again. But it would have been a great idea to keep me on a leash through my wild years… thank God my mom isn’t as resourceful as Rosario’s.

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Singer/songwriter Katy Perry is back and looking fabulous after giving one amazing performance at the 2009 Grammy Awards and wining a 2009 Brit Award for Best International Female.

The singer’s irreverent style is a trademark! Katy showed up in a very questionable dress with big Smiley’s and made the crowd go insane when she performed her hit single “I Kissed a Girl” at Manchester Academy 1 on her UK Tour. I don’t know about the Smiley dress but I kind of liked it… still doesn’t match her melons and bananas outfit!

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A.R. Rahman’s song ‘Jai Ho’ from the Slumdog Millionaire soundtrack won an Oscar at the 81st Academy Awards and is one of the most downloaded songs on iTunes at the moment.  The song’s infectious beat makes even the stiffest Southern Baptist want to get up and grind against a wall or co-worker, but what do those Hindu lyrics really mean?

Well the song is very sexual and probably a lot dirtier than you would think based on the beautiful sounding Hindu lyrics. Here is a rough English translation of a couple of lines (full song lyrics at bottom of post):

“Taste it, taste it, this night is honey

Taste it, and keep it”

“Come, come my Life, under the canopy

Come under the blue brocade sky!”

For many years I found the following quoted line from Marvin Gaye’s 1982 hit ‘Sexual Healing’ to be one of the dirtiest lines in a hit song, especially considering the era in which it was released, and before the onset of gangsta rap.  It’s the very last line of ‘Sexual Healing’ that is almost never heard because radio stations fade it out, censor it, or talk over it either intentionally or unintentionally.  If you have the original recording and listen closely to the last line you can hear it.

If you aren’t near a turn table this is what Marvin softly pleas to the women out there to conclude the song:

“Please Don’t Procrastinate – It’s Not Good to Masturbate.”

Rough translations, especially from Hindu to English, should be taken with a grain of salt.  Often when English is translated into other languages the end result is unintentionally funny (or disgusting). It works in reverse much the same way as some words don’t have an equivalent in another language.

Here are a few examples of translations gone wrong:

• Coors put its slogan, “Turn it loose,” into Spanish, where it was read as “Suffer from diarrhoea”.
• Clairol introduced the “Mist Stick”, a curling iron, into German only to find out that “mist” is slang for manure. Not too many people had use for the “manure stick”.
• In Chinese, the Kentucky Fried Chicken slogan “finger-lickin’ good” came out as ” eat your fingers off”.
• When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in the US, with the beautiful Caucasian baby on the label. Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the label of what’s inside, since most people can’t read English.

When I hear of ‘Jai Ho’ I think of it being Chris Brown’s nickname at the state penitentiary when he bends over for the soap in the shower….JAI HO!!!!!

‘Jai Ho’ actually translates to something like either hallelujah or hail.

Lyrics to Both Versions of ‘Jai Ho’

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Apparently a couple of days before Chris Brown beat her up, Rihanna paid a visit to an ob-gyn at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center because she suspected she might be pregnant with Chris’ baby. Sources say Chris and Rihanna’s relationship was on the rocks and she was scared he would be upset and dump her with the news.

Wearing sunglasses and dressed in all black, she appeared nervous and upset. “She was extremely fidgety. She seemed totally uncomfortable,” an eyewitness at the doctor’s office tells Star.

“She was scared he would react badly,” says an insider.

Did Rihanna tell Chris?? Can this possible pregnancy be the reason for Chris to lose control like that?? If it has anything to do with it, Chris really behaved like a coward. Violence is never the answer to any of your problems. And we wish Rihanna the best! Hang in there, girl!

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Actress Mischa Barton graces the cover of the latest issue of FHM Magazine (April 2009) and addressed the rumors about her sudden weight loss, which is one of the reasons she doesn’t read gossip blogs.

Mischa’s sexy poses are kind of forced but she does look amazing. She sure looks a lot better in her lingerie than with her clothes on – Mischa usually lacks the fashion sagacity skills. Here are some highlights from Mischa Barton’s FHM Magazine interview:

On her weight: I still love my pilates and yoga, and have cut back on fatty foods a bit. My time in India and Paris really just helped me lose a little bit of weight but there’s nothing drastic going on! I appreciate the concern, I just wish the press wouldn’t harbor on it as I think it’s very unhealthy for young girls to read about and pay attention to. To my female fans: Just be happy and secure with yourself and don’t let other people’s perceptions of you dictate the way you live your life.

On why she doesn’t read gossip blogs: Nearly everything that appears about me on the web is untrue. It really is. But they continue to write it because they know that I’m not going to spend money hiring a lawyer and then suing them. So instead I’ve learnt to take it in my stride, get on with my life and let all that stuff slide off my back.

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Actor Joaquin Phoenix has been trying to fool us all with his temper tantrums, erratic and bizarre behavior after he announced to be retiring from his acting career to pursue a rapper career. The truth is Joaquin is carefully planning all this to sell it as a documentary. Cha-Ching! Smart. Genius!

“Joaquin wanted this, of course he knew (about the parodies) because it’s all part of a very strategic plan,” said our inside source. “He is selling it all as a documentary not about his musical career but the whole issue of public persona. It’s all a big joke and he’s not pursuing rapping seriously no matter what he says.”

Everything from his retiring act to his insane appearance on David Letterman is just another way to have people talking about him and more importantly making fun of him. Even Ben Stiller’s amazing performance at the Oscars was just another part of Joaquin’s plot.

“Ben (Stiller) was just going along with the joke that Joaquin started,” added our insider. “He wasn’t poking fun at him, there are no hard feelings.”

Do you believe this is all a big joke, probably the biggest stunt in Hollywood history or are you seriously concerned about Joaquin Phoenix’s mental health??

Ben Stiller Mocks Joaquin Phoenix At The Oscars (Video)>>

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Actresses Anne Hathaway and Jennifer Aniston are involved in the most insane petty celebrity battle of the decade. Anne, who is a funny girl (we love her! God bless her!), told in an interview before the Oscars she made bad choices when it comes to men and vowed to go solo or take her dad as her date to the 81st Annual Academy Awards. As an after-thought she added “I’m like Jennifer Aniston. I pick the wrong guys.”

Jennifer apparently has no sense of humor and retorted “Say what you like…I’ve never dated con men or criminals!” Touché! Jennifer doesn’t need to defend herself against this kind of comment and the fact she did just gives makes it more relevant.

Sighed a mutual pal/tattle-tale: “Jen’s feeling her age, and doesn’t need some 20-something actress yanking her chain. She’s a bad enemy to make, but that’s typical Anne – she puts her foot in her mouth all the time.”

I don’t think Anne put her foot in her mouth! She was just being funny. Of course when you have a glass house you should never throw stones to the other side as they might rebound. Let’s hope this “fight” ends here!

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Therapist guru Dr. Drew Pinsky sat down with Hollywood Dame to discuss his plethora of therapy shows and when to have that all important ‘sex talk’ with your children.

“It’s important to understand that there should be no ‘sex talk’ at all…this freaks kids out. Rather, an open dialogue between children and their parents [regarding sex] should begin around the age of twelve…parents should answer questions without creating an agenda.”

The Bump Wife is very familiar with Dr. Drew and was once offered a position on one of his shows.  As a therapist herself, she has always been a big fan of his approach and style.  Dr. Drew has had a marvelous career and helped thousands of people simply by them  just listening to his advice on his TV shows over the past decade.

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Private Practice star Kate Walsh is on the cover of the March 2009 issue of Redbook magazine.  In the issue she opens up about her brief 15-month marriage to Alex Young.  She also talks about turning to her friends for support in wake of her sudden divorce.

On her divorce: ”I don’t think anyone gets married thinking that they will get divorced. We certainly did not. Alex and I still care for each other, and I wish him nothing but the best. The silver lining to this, however, is that I have a wonderful family and a great group of friends who really showed their support and encouragement, and for that I am truly grateful.”

On her insecurity: “I second-guess myself all the time. I make a decision and then wonder if I made the wrong choice. Sometimes I come off as confident, but really I am a quivering little wharf rat underneath who is radically insecure and deeply in need of love and understand.”

On turning to her friends for support: “I have gone through ups and down, and it’s human nature for someone to judge and say, ‘Here’s what you need to do.’ But the most truly useful thing to do is to shut up and listen and tell the person that you’re there for them unequivocally.”

Kate seems like a great gal. Hopefully, she can chalk Alex up to a lapse of good judgement and be one bad apple closer to her McDreamy.

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“One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation.”

Oscar Wilde
Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet (1854 – 1900)